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December
2
2006
7:25 pm
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I just beat Guitar Hero II on the ‘hard’ level. As a reward, I got the following letter:

Death Threat Records
“We do rock right.”
Los Angeles, California

Dear ___DADDY________,

Congrats, you beat Guitar Hero II on Hard. That’s no small feat.

Think you’ve got what it takes to really blow their minds? Try this bad boy out on EXPERT. They call it EXPERT for a reason. There may be a reward waiting for you if you succeed.

So stretch out them stubby little fingers, Tex, you’ve got truckload of pain awaiting you. The power of ROCK compels you.

Hugs,
The Management

Whew. Wait, a reward, you say? Well let’s get rockin’ on EXPERT then!

Then after I ‘accepted’ that letter, I got another one on the same letterhead:

CONGRATULATIONS
You have unlocked PRO FACE-OFF mode! 

You know how whenever you play FACE-OFF Mode, your buddy screams about how you got the easier track and less notes and blah blah, out comes the waaahmbulance? No more, my shredding friend.

Check out PRO FACE-OFF Mode in the Multiplayer menu and go note-for-note in the ultimate guitarmageddon.

Have fun,
The Management

By the way, my score on Freebird (the last song of the set, an encore actually) was 4 out of 5 stars and a score of 242946. But I bet I can beat it since it was my first time playing it on hard. And a 208 note streak!

And lo, the people did comment thus:

5 Comments

  1. whall says:

    Jaden and I just finished the game on Easy. So we just got this letter, again on the same letterhead.

    Congrats on beating Guitar Hero II on Easy. time to step it up a notch, Ace.

    You want cash awards? Play on MEDIUM, HARD, or EXPERT. You’ll be able to buy new guitars, new songs, new finishes, whatever your little rock star heart desires. Who knows, mabye we’ll even throw a new mode atcha’!

    Welcome to the big time, kiddo.

    Kisses,
    The Management

    Another thing we noticed in the store is that things open up for getting all 5 stars on the level, and getting 100% on a level.

    Oh, and it opened up “The Fish” guitar. An ugly, green monster-looking fish as the body of the guitar. Ewwww.

  2. whall says:

    Oh, and finishing all the songs on Expert got us the “Snaketapus” guitar, a spidery-looking guitar. Double ewwww.

  3. Jennefer says:

    Man, can I have your autograph? Then when you become famous, I can say I knew you. Congrats on your score – that’s so amazing!

  4. whall says:

    Oh, and finishing all the songs on Medium gives you this letter:

    Congrats, you beat Guitar Hero II on Medium. Nicely Done.

    So you probably know that you can score more cash and buy more stuff if you play HARD or EXPERT, right? Buying stuff is good. Buying stuff makes people like you.

    So let’s take it up a level, shall we? Just keep sellin’ out gigs and we’ll keep sucking up to you

    Smooches,
    The Management

    And then it opened up a new guitar called “The Coffin”.

  5. whall says:

    oooh! I also just finished all the medium songs with 5 stars, so it opened up “The Viking” guitar. Now that’s cool guitar!

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