Ok, folks. I have found absolute proof that God exists. Before, I thought it was the fact that there is such a thing as beer (or Kirstie Alley, the movie Dune, Stargate and Battlestar Galactica), but eventually I figured out that it was still possible for those things to exist and not necessitate God’s existence.
But now I’ve found Venetian Cafe’s Cream Wafer Rolls, Savory Vanilla Flavor.
You’re not understanding.
These are “Crispy Wafers with a Delicious Cream Filling”.
DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND!?!?!?!?!?!!?
At a recent XMAS party, we had lots and lots of great food. Appetizers, Queso with Ro-Tel, Pork and Beef, Avocado dip with awesome chips, these little roll thingies, way too many cookies of way too many varieties (sugar, chocolate chip, macadamia nut, key lime something-or-other, oatmeal), drinks (also of many varieties), and many others.
But we had these Cream Wafer Rolls. And my life has changed for the better.
Ok, let me explain a little here. You know how vanilla ice cream is just, like, totally awesome? Well, imagine letting some sit out for a little bit, and it melts down, and gets to room temperature, but is still a little chilly, and then you eat it? Well that’s what’s inside these rolls! I know! I can’t believe it either!
So I don’t care what I say, ever… if you ever want to get me a present, get me a little tin of these babies. I don’t care that it’s a product of Romania or that Sugar is the main ingredient or that it’s 70 calories per cookie stick.
!!!!!!
My mother-in-law informed me that our local H.E.B. Grocery store is liquidating all their creamy wafer roll cannisters as XMAS closeouts for $0.50 a can! So we rushed there and picked up 10 cans.
On the positive side, there are four different flavors, not just vanilla — they also have cinnamon, almond, and chocolate.
On the ‘aww shucks’ side, all they had were two cans of vanilla and 20 of the cinnamon.
$5 spent, and a million dollars of tasty good happiness. Mmmmmmmmm.
I had to share the proof. This proves that not only is there a God but also Heaven!