Ok, this list is hilarious.
Top Star Wars Lines Improved by Replacing a Word with “Pants”
My fave’s:
- I find your lack of pants disturbing.
- I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
- Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
- These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
- He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials.
- Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.
- You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor. Take her pants!
- Judge me by my pants, do you?
- Yousa tinken yousa people ganna wear pants??? -Jar Jar Binks
- TK421, why aren’t you at your pants?
Ah, Star Wars. Never dies.
although I can’t skate worth [a crap]. I’d end up...
Yeah - the list may be old.. But this never gets old! My next *project* will be substituting some innocent word into other scripts…
Hrrmmmm - Eggs and any Quentin Tarantino Movie…
“I’m an egg layin mutha-f****r, mutha-f****r!!!