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Ok, this list is hilarious.

Top Star Wars Lines Improved by Replacing a Word with “Pants”

My fave’s:

  • I find your lack of pants disturbing.
  • I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
  • Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
  • These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
  • He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials.
  • Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.
  • You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor. Take her pants!
  • Judge me by my pants, do you?
  • Yousa tinken yousa people ganna wear pants??? -Jar Jar Binks
  • TK421, why aren’t you at your pants?

Ah, Star Wars.  Never dies.

And lo, the people did comment thus:


  1. Peter says:

    Yeah – the list may be old.. But this never gets old! My next *project* will be substituting some innocent word into other scripts…

    Hrrmmmm – Eggs and any Quentin Tarantino Movie…

    “I’m an egg layin mutha-f****r, mutha-f****r!!!

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