This is a loooong read, but still very funny. If you can get through it, which I haven’t. I’m more laughing at the concept and the first few scenes.
http://www.xenocorp.net/H_bardCorner/mpfotr_full.htm
What would be even better is if someone took this and made it into flash, and read it aloud, with funny python-ish British accents. They could skip the Tom Bombadil portion as far as I’m concerned.














