First, it started with the Chuck Norris facts, then my rendition of “Chuck Says…” pictograms, and then I downloaded the Chuck Norris Facts google widget so I would never be without inspiration.
Now I see that he had a guest appearance on The Family Guy (which I don’t watch, but have been told at least a thousand times that I should).
Enjoy!
PS: Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris’ first visit to Tokyo.
although I can’t skate worth [a crap]. I’d end up...
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked her into a glacier.
What IS it with this Chuck Norris crap? You know the Michelle scale? You just dropped two notches. Let’s see if you can figure out a way to make those up plus one.
On a scale from one to ten, Chuck Norris is an infinity.
Oh, and yes, Chuck Norris _can_ count to infinity.