Here are a few things to brighten your day on the 9th installment of Wayne’s World Famous Weekly Summary Series, entitled Stuff you don’t want to MISC.
The Mullet Presentation
Give yourself the gift of knowing you’re probably not in this presentation. (ok, it’s actually a PDF).
Truth in Advertising

Engineer Job Applicants
This reminds me of how at our company we posted a job for a Unix Systems Network Security Engineer (or some variant thereof). We required all applicants to sign their resume with public/private key pair (like a PGP key). We figured if they can’t even do that, they need not apply. A few said “what do I need to do again?” and “how do I do that?” Um, Mr Applicant (or should I say supplicant), if you can’t do that, move along.

In case you can’t read the number:
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I am strangely attracted to men with mullets.
(Juuuuuuuuuuuuust kidding.
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