Comments on: Stuff you don’t want to MISC, #11 http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/ Come on in and stay a while... laugh a little. Maybe even think. Mon, 26 Mar 2012 20:38:22 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: whall http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/comment-page-1/#comment-31041 whall Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:56:55 +0000 http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/#comment-31041 <b>Michelle</b>, (not cheldear), I just watched the woodspiders video - awesome! I started watching it like, hey, there's no sound. Then I realized I had the sound turned off. Then I watched it again and thought "I think I've seen this before" and then I was all "oh ok, I've NEVER seen this before!" thanks for the laugh. Michelle, (not cheldear), I just watched the woodspiders video – awesome! I started watching it like, hey, there’s no sound. Then I realized I had the sound turned off. Then I watched it again and thought “I think I’ve seen this before” and then I was all “oh ok, I’ve NEVER seen this before!” thanks for the laugh.

]]> By: whall http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/comment-page-1/#comment-31040 whall Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:46:01 +0000 http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/#comment-31040 Looks like someone needs a custom LOLcats done for them. <img src="http://whall.org/blog/files/lolcats-oracle-gods.jpg" /> and thank you for not tearing apart my love for LOLcats point by point. I'm sorry to hear about your gig. And do your customers pay for the final report, or do they pay by hour? Tell me you're paid by the hour at least. Haven't used Vista much at all - we're starting to deploy it at work in limited fashion but it's mostly still a mystery in corporate environment. Oh, and "seriously" is <a href=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=srsly rel="nofollow">spelled SRSLY in LOLcat world</a>. Looks like someone needs a custom LOLcats done for them.

and thank you for not tearing apart my love for LOLcats point by point. I’m sorry to hear about your gig. And do your customers pay for the final report, or do they pay by hour? Tell me you’re paid by the hour at least.

Haven’t used Vista much at all – we’re starting to deploy it at work in limited fashion but it’s mostly still a mystery in corporate environment.

Oh, and “seriously” is spelled SRSLY in LOLcat world.

]]> By: Cheldear http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/comment-page-1/#comment-31027 Cheldear Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:51:13 +0000 http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/#comment-31027 It's cheezy, but frankly, I just don't find it funny. The pictures of the cats are cute, but the tag lines aren't funny. And the way the cats "talk" doesn't do it for me. Of course, I could do my usual point by point tear-apart of it, but I won't burst your love for LOL Cats by doing that. It would be so easy today too, because I have been working on the SAME F'ING REPORT FOR OVER A WEEK NOW, and I had to buy a new laptop, and I can't blow away VISTA UNTIL THIS WEEKEND, AND VISTA SUCKS, SUCKS SUCKS, and I can't get a vmware image with oracle on it (I have installed Oracle 22 times in the last five days) to stay stable, and I am tired, I want to go home, I didn't get to go home last weekend, I am tired, I am having nightmares (actually woke up sitting up in bed screaming out loud for the first time in my life), I am really stressed out, I am not sleeping, and I need some. I HATE reporting gigs. I wish that they would all just DIE. Well, iterative reporting, that is. I means, IS IT SO HARD TO WRITE DOWN WHAT YOU WANT????? Why do clients refuse to write down what they want and sign on the dotted line? I mean, they blatantly say, no, I won't sign reporting requirements... I may want something different when I see it. Seriously. Seriously. That's what they say. Um, how can I, as a consultant, build a F'ING THING for you if you don't TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT???? Director and C-level execs are total 'tards. ;-) cheldear It’s cheezy, but frankly, I just don’t find it funny. The pictures of the cats are cute, but the tag lines aren’t funny. And the way the cats “talk” doesn’t do it for me. Of course, I could do my usual point by point tear-apart of it, but I won’t burst your love for LOL Cats by doing that. It would be so easy today too, because I have been working on the SAME F’ING REPORT FOR OVER A WEEK NOW, and I had to buy a new laptop, and I can’t blow away VISTA UNTIL THIS WEEKEND, AND VISTA SUCKS, SUCKS SUCKS, and I can’t get a vmware image with oracle on it (I have installed Oracle 22 times in the last five days) to stay stable, and I am tired, I want to go home, I didn’t get to go home last weekend, I am tired, I am having nightmares (actually woke up sitting up in bed screaming out loud for the first time in my life), I am really stressed out, I am not sleeping, and I need some. I HATE reporting gigs. I wish that they would all just DIE. Well, iterative reporting, that is. I means, IS IT SO HARD TO WRITE DOWN WHAT YOU WANT????? Why do clients refuse to write down what they want and sign on the dotted line? I mean, they blatantly say, no, I won’t sign reporting requirements… I may want something different when I see it. Seriously. Seriously. That’s what they say. Um, how can I, as a consultant, build a F’ING THING for you if you don’t TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT????

Director and C-level execs are total ‘tards.

;-)

cheldear

]]> By: whall http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/comment-page-1/#comment-30989 whall Tue, 04 Sep 2007 19:11:08 +0000 http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/#comment-30989 <b>cheldear</b>, still loving the name change. But, with regard to the cat stuff, I have to submit the following for your viewing pleasure. <img src="http://whall.org/blog/files/lolcats-failz.jpg" /> :) cheldear, still loving the name change. But, with regard to the cat stuff, I have to submit the following for your viewing pleasure.

:)

]]> By: Michelle http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/comment-page-1/#comment-30970 Michelle Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:44:35 +0000 http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/#comment-30970 Loves me some Louie. That was cute. Tell me you've seen the Woodspiders video?!!!! Effin hilarious! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jq0J2PBw0s Loves me some Louie. That was cute. Tell me you’ve seen the Woodspiders video?!!!! Effin hilarious! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jq0J2PBw0s

]]> By: Poppy http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/comment-page-1/#comment-30962 Poppy Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:05:18 +0000 http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/#comment-30962 New Management Fad Beware of low flying aircraft New Management Fad
Beware of low flying aircraft

]]> By: whall http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/comment-page-1/#comment-30961 whall Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:02:12 +0000 http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/#comment-30961 <B>Poppy</b>, you're very welcome. What in particular did you like the most? <B>cheldear</b>, love the name. And also question for you - what was so much funnier? I can't believe some people - you _and_ Ren both are good friends of mine who don't "get" the LOLcats. I just don't understand that. LOLcats are almost as funny as classic George Carlin or Steve Martin - you just. don't. get. any. funnier. Poppy, you’re very welcome. What in particular did you like the most?

cheldear, love the name. And also question for you – what was so much funnier? I can’t believe some people – you _and_ Ren both are good friends of mine who don’t “get” the LOLcats. I just don’t understand that. LOLcats are almost as funny as classic George Carlin or Steve Martin – you just. don’t. get. any. funnier.

]]> By: Cheldear http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/comment-page-1/#comment-30952 Cheldear Sun, 02 Sep 2007 21:11:10 +0000 http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/#comment-30952 Okay... Thank GOD you didn't put any of those stupid cats out today. This is the first time in awhile that I have laughed... Funny stuff, and from you of all people. I am impressed. Two more points on the cool scale. You have about 10 points to make up for that you lost with the cat crap, but I am sure you will make it up in time to get back to "dork" status. I HATE ORACLE. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT. I HATE REPORTING GIGS. I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM. And now, I shall go by a new name. Cheldear Okay… Thank GOD you didn’t put any of those stupid cats out today. This is the first time in awhile that I have laughed… Funny stuff, and from you of all people. I am impressed. Two more points on the cool scale. You have about 10 points to make up for that you lost with the cat crap, but I am sure you will make it up in time to get back to “dork” status.

I HATE ORACLE. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT.

I HATE REPORTING GIGS. I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM.

And now, I shall go by a new name.

Cheldear

]]> By: Poppy http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/comment-page-1/#comment-30951 Poppy Sun, 02 Sep 2007 20:47:42 +0000 http://whall.org/blog/2007/09/02/stuff-you-dont-want-to-misc-11/#comment-30951 Thank you for the laugh, I severely needed it. :) Thank you for the laugh, I severely needed it. :)

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