Raganator, how did you get Titanic!?!?!? I thought the only thing recognizable from that Jive was “Jack Dawson” but I wouldn’t have remembered that name myself.

David, you get a prize for most creative answer. Here’s your prize: I found the site!

Ha ha, just kidding. But I did look up when that site was active, and it seems it disappeared in late 2003:

And there was much sadness in the world.

1. Give me the spice, Fool!
2. You wont be gettin me to sing no jibber-jabber on no roller skates, Sucker!
3. I will snap John Travolta’s Fool neck for trying to enslave T.
4. Drink your milk, treat your Mother right and the Mahjong tiles will take care of themselves.
5. You got a choice, Fool…you either fold or you hurt!
6. You’re not going to get me on no plane or no time machine, Sucka.

I will not “Pay it Forward”, Fool!

Only one I got was Titanic.

(he was the winner, right?)

I’s gots’ta be so’s so’ry, but ah’ plum CAN’T call ya’ Wayne. And ah’ still gots no clue about any uh de movies, ‘sept, ah’ can not stop laughin’ long enough t’finish one t’be able t’concentrate. Guess it be a blonde doodad.

Yeahs, I knows whatcha sayin’

Actually, now I’m thinking that someone should write a WordPress Jive plugin so that people can turn Jive “on” and “off” for comments, posts, etc…

And for the rest of you wondering what’s going on with the names, my first name is Jeremy, so my immediate family knows me as Jeremy. People who I know through my immediate family, such as Christine, have always known me as Jeremy instead of Wayne. So for all you’s family folk, I’ll have to jerrize and jerrify everything.

sourpuss, For me, it’s Pig. Holy cow (no pun intended) the writer is brilliant with Pig and Rat.
Rat to Pig: “If you could have a conversation with one person, living or dead, who would it be?”

Pig: “The living one.” (Pause.) “You must think I’m really stupid.”