… give a little biiiiiiiit… of your time… to me….
Supertramp is so totally awesome.
Bossy is not a super tramp.
Although I’m sure if she were to put her mind to it, she COULD be a tramp, and if so, she’d probably be super at it.
But I digress.
I want Bossy to come see me on her Excellent Road Trip. And it looks like the way YOU can help make that happen is to visit her site and donate $3. Give her some gas money or a kidney she can sell or something. It’s easy to use Paypal to send a few bucks and for just one day, don’t give to Fred the one-legged homeless guy on Broad Street. Or maybe you can decide to NOT sponsor Fyrourllldidkacalimaki in Africa for a single day. They say “pennies a day” but come on, would they miss one day? I bet they go without whatever algae or dirt they eat all the time. Heck, they might even be tired of the crap you’re sending them. Do us all a favor - donate to Bossy’s Excellent Road Trip.
Some people are visually-oriented. Perhaps the following graphic will help you understand what to do.
If you respond better to audio, then check out a sound file of when I went over to Europe and picked a random person on the street to see what they thought of this whole deal.
I’m in Texas. Bossy is not. But we could see Bossy in Texas (possibly, if she ignores Tornadophobia) if I pimp her out on my blog and help create a large influx of paypalitude in her paypalbox. You could help me paypalify her paypaleface so that she paypaltruistically pays a pal a visit to paypAl Gore on her way to paypaluicious with her paypalbatross and paypalbacore tuna sandwiches and paypalcohol for the paypalpicnic we’d have on paypAlderaan (ask paypalprincess paypalLeia). Please stay clear of paypAlQaeda, and paypalgae. It would take a paypalchemist paypalmost paypall day to make paypaluminum out of paypalan alda. (I sincerely apaypalogize for this paypalpha display of paypalmetto leaves)
I know I’m not the bossy of you. But can’t we pretend I am - for the five minutes it would take you to donate $3?
Note: I have no problem with any of you deciding to brag about donating to bossy in the comments.
Because you didn’t mention me in your request to have Bossy come to Texas, I am not donating anything.
You ALWAYS forget to mention me here in Texas for Blogger road trips.
Pthewwww.
Ummmmmm…no.
HA! See what I started?
I will give a kidney. Luckily, I have 3!
“PaypAlderaan” was inspired.
I’ve already donated to the Bossy fund. I’m looking forward to seeing her in Orlando.
Abs, oh, but you see, I *want* her to come to Texas…. (smirk)
Sheila, spoilsport. don’t be giving Absurdist any ideas.
Abs #2, ARGH, too late!
Mr. Fab, yeah, but whose are they?
Avi, Hah! (as eloquently spoken by paypAlf). For the love of paypAllah, don’t take your paypalbino with the Prince PaypAlbert to paypalaska. They don’t even have paypalkaline batteries up there. Or paypAlpo for your dog for that matter. It doesn’t take a paypalgebraic genius to figure out that paypalzheimers doesn’t pay, and that’s not just a paypallegory. Paypallenhunt took a snap of a paypalligator eating a paypallergic paypAllison Dubois. In paypall honesty, though, it was actually paypAlfred, Batman’s butler playing paypalto sax. (wait, did I just say that paypaloud?)
PaypALVIN!!!!!!!
Wow. Very nice.