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Hi, This is Wayne. This is my site, my stuff, my blog, blahblahblah. The site itself is powered by WordPress and the Scary Little theme. I thought it was cool, and I still do.

I think for this week, we’ll just do a couple quickies.  LOLquicks I callz dem.

Be my guest…

Well, not MY guest. But *I* will be guest-posting tomorrow over at The Absurdist.  Why I agreed I’ll never know.  Ok, well, I do know.  But YOU should know that there are bloggers in this world whose blogs are not what we call “safe for work.”  So if you see the acronym NSFW it means “not safe for work.”  I sometimes think about living vicariously through some bloggers who put it all out there, so to speak, on the Internet for everyone to see.  They are, to say the very least, NSFW.  Some are NSFA (not safe for anyone).   Guest-posting for The Absurdist is probably NSFW (not safe for Wayne) but I never did claim to be able to make sane decisions.  Enter her domain at your own risk.  Your jaw might break due to the fall; your funny bone might get sprained; your eyes might dry out after being bugged out; your heart might swell; and your fingers might go numb from commenting because you either agree with her so much you can’t stop saying why OR you are so apalled or outraged, you can’t stop saying why.

You’ve heard of crush’s revealed…

And now Poppy pops the big one. Wait, that’s the wrong phrase. I mean she was “quite revealing” on a blog post earlier today. No, that’s not right either.  She flashed the world today with heaping mounds of courage.  Whoa, that’s really not what I’m trying to say.  She kept us abreast of the news?  Is that better?  Probably not.  Just go over there and see what she revealed.  And FWIW, it’s definitely “safe for work.” 🙂

Oh and by the way, I won a “Poppy.”  It’s like a Grammy, but infinitely more poppable.  The category I swept, hands-down, was “Best Blog That References Guitar Hero”.  Wait, that’s not right either, because you can’t play Guitar Hero hands-down.  I can’t get anything right today.

Once she sends me my graphic, it’ll be displayed prominently.  And often.  Thank you Poppy!

Best of LOLcats

Many of you know (and some of you lament) that there are millions of LOLcat photos out there on teh internets.  Some are so funny you need a few minutes to compose yourself.  Some are so bad you need a few minuets to compose for yourself (for your funeral.) 

*My* job is to give you only the best ones, so you don’t have to weed through multiples per day and possibly lose interest in the phenomenon.  Oh noes, we must has qwahluhtee.

at first I was like, then I lol'd


lolcats clap on


(I think another caption might be
OMG!!! u has a zit let me pops it!)



And lo, the people did comment thus:


  1. Avitable says:

    Hey! I’m safe for everyone!

  2. Absurdist says:

    Of course, I streamed right on past LOL Cats. God, why do you love those things? Every time you post them, you lose cool points with me. You are now at -123.

    Thanks for saying basically that my post is full of sex and raunchy stuff. Apparently, Fab thinks that I am too mundane. That is all going to change when I come back to blogging next week; so all y’all beware!

    PS: This is the best picture of you I have seen in a long time. We never see close-ups of you. I wonder why that is.

  3. Dave2 says:

    LOLCats? They’re so over. Done. Dead.

    I’m betting LOLWaynes will be the new trend…

  4. Poppy says:


    I don’t think anyone who reads your blog cares about my news, unless they also already read my blog, but thanks!

    I just noticed that Dave2 looks like Wah. Um, Abs? Are you trying to tell us something?

  5. Poppy says:


    Some may interpret “BLEEEP LOLCATSES” incorrectly. What I mean is “I LOVE LOLCATS! MORE PLEASE! ALL THE HATERS SHUSH!”

  6. Raganator says:

    Woo HOO!

    LOL Cats, my favorite part.

    Makes my week, keep em coming!

  7. Absurdist says:

    Dave2 doesn’t look anything like Wah. Dave2 is haawwwwtttt.

  8. Poppy says:

    1. You just dissed your bestest buddy.
    2. In that picture he toooootally looks like Dave2!
    3. You’re mean.
    4. 😀

  9. Absurdist says:

    Yes, he is my best friend.

    I disagree!

    You’re mean. Not me. Wayne is good looking, but not hot like dave. I didn’t specify a range…

  10. Mr. Fabulous says:

    Dave2 IS hawt. I still have a boner from Avi’s Halloween party.

  11. Poppy says:

    Waaaaait, … I thought Turnbaby won your boner?

    And, “boner” is not family friendly!

  12. whall says:

    Ahmoo, Perhaps I wasn’t very clear in what I meant by “safe”. I would leave my 13 yr old daughter alone with George Bush or Rush Limbaugh. I would NOT leave her alone with Bill Clinton or you. Nothing personal, but well that’s how I’d define it 🙂

    Absurdist, oh come on, you know you love the LOLcats. I’m glad I worked my way up to -123. I remember when I was at -google.

    Dave2, good idea! I would call it icanhasguitarhero.com

    Poppy, if I care, then the people who read my blog cares. If they don’t, then I don’t care.

    and yes, HATERS SHUSH

    Raganator, Amen! I blog so I can lolcat.

    Abs and Poppy, well, in those pics, we both have short beards and round faces. Maybe the next LOLWayne will be to photoshop/merge my likeness with those of my favorite bloggers. Hmmm, me likey.

    Mr. Fab, I do too, and I didn’t even go.

    Poppy, awww, thanx for defending my honor. as judge, I will state “I’ll let it slide, counselor, but watch yourself going forward. Objection overruled.” Besides, what family didn’t come to be without a boner at some point? (oooh, I’m treading in the shark waters now, aren’t I?)

  13. Avitable says:

    Rush Limbaugh might eat her. Bush would probably send her to war. Clinton would teach her about cigars, and I would educate her on life. Who’s safer?

  14. jester says:

    Wait. My blog isn’t safe for anyone? What?

  15. whall says:

    Avi, all valid points. counterpoint: Rush Limbaugh would teach her confidence and a quick mind. Bush would respect her and show that having principles and standing your ground is more important than public opinion, polls or approval ratings. Clinton would show her how to justify and explain anything, no matter who it hurts or how wrong it is. You definitely would teach her about life, but you might try to convince her to follow in Lindsey Lohan’s footsteps. 🙂

  16. whall says:

    Jester, what I mean by that is that I don’t want to catch “the gay.” So I always wear protection when reading your blog.

  17. jester says:

    whall – that’s a good idea. Heck… I’m wearing a condom right now.

  18. Hilly says:

    Okay before I read all the other comments, I thought, “Holy Crap, Wayne looks like Dave in that picture!”

    So there, that settles it.

  19. Absurdist says:

    The difference in opinion may be that I have known Wayne for what seems like an eternity, and I know his personality like the back of my hand. Especially when I slap his face with the back of my hand for being a ‘tard. (oops, sorry, family friendly. handislapped. oops, sorry, mechanically or emotionally impaired).

    So trust me; he does not look as hot as Dave does. But he is attractive. Just want to throw that out there so you guys stop attacking me. 🙂

  20. Dave2 says:

    I’ve now decided to turn my hawtness into cash. Please check out my profile at “BoyToysForRent.com” – It’s nice to know that if I need to call in sick, I can always have Wayne fill in for me.

  21. Absurdist says:


  22. Kristen says:

    I FINALLY visited your blog, Wayne! I will see you tomorrow night! 🙂

  23. sourpuss says:

    People who don’t like LOLcats can suck it.
    (Wait… can I say that in your comments or is that NSFW?)

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