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Hi, This is Wayne. This is my site, my stuff, my blog, blahblahblah. The site itself is powered by WordPress and the Scary Little theme. I thought it was cool, and I still do.

You know, sometimes I do my Sunday post on Mondays Tuesdays because Sundays and Mondays don’t always work for me and vice versa.

I have no idea what the previous sentence meant.  I can not be held responsible for the rest of this post.  Proceed at your own risk.


Blog Talk Radio

Blog Talk Radio 

I listened to my first two BTR shows ever – Hilly’s inaugural show and Fab’s show.  I was a litle bit of an outcast because I didn’t listen to the show from my computer – I actually called in to listen, which seemed to throw both hosts for a loop.   They were all… “what’s going on? someone’s called in already! are they STUPID?!?!? what do they think they’re doing? What’s this with a ‘512’ area code? do they only have stupid people in wherever-that-is?” and I was all… “duh, I’m calling in to listen, because I’m like, not at a computer, like, and I don’t really feel like talking on your show, I’m like doing other stuff and can’t spend my time sitting at the computer you know, like dude, gimme a break.

Hilly’s show was largely big brother work frustrations and hypothetical marijuana possession.  Fab’s was largely how not to get infected with “the gay”, Tiffany vs Debbie Gibson and pimping out Jester‘s band.  I hear you can go and listen to archives of the show, but I will say that you probably don’t want to play the show on speakers at work, if you know what I mean. (hint: this means there is some evidence of potty mouth.)


Reminder: vote for MY LOLcats

Send me to Vegas!  Vote for any (and all!) of my LOLcat submissions in the “whoever gets the most votes goes to Vegas” contest.  It’s going on for almost a whole month, and I’m already behind.  I think I’ll pimp myself out with a banner later today or tomorrow…

And to make it easier, here are all the links to my lolcat submissions – in general, click on the link, wait for the image to come up, and click on the right-most cheeseburger just above the picture.  Close the browser and go to the next one.  Tell your friends! (PS: thanx Avi, Dawg, Absurdist and everyone else who pointed people my way!).  Oh, and if you only have time for one or two, please vote for the ones with *’s on them.


Pepsistuff

Speaking of pimping myself out , I think I’m gonna go all Jerry Lewis on you.

jerry lewis waynathon

We have celebrities manning the phones and watching the email inboxes – SEND IN YOUR PEPSISTUFF DONATIONS TODAY – for tomorrow may be too late.  Somewhere near you, there’s a Wayne that doesn’t have as many Pepsistuff points as he could have.  Do you really want to be thinking about that as you fall asleep tonight?  Get the sleep you deserve by donating your Pepsipoints today; we will find a deserving Wayne who can use them.

Johnny, what’s our total so far?

pepsistuff points

Folks, I know we can do better than that.  Whatever you’re doing – stop and take a moment and think of that Wayne in your life.  Do you want him to go without his much needed Pepsistuff points tonight?  Won’t you take a few seconds out of your busy day and find the Pepsistuff link on the right side of the page, and email your points to him at the address listed?  Do it today.  Do it for Wayne.   Do it for the children.

Johnny, who are our sponsors?  Tell the nice people where they can find Pepsistuff points

Hi folks. This is Johnny.  Mr. Lewis over there is a little loopy today but he is doing it for a good cause.  You can find Pepsistuff points on 20oz, 24oz, 1 liter, 2 liter, 8-packs, 12-packs, 24-packs and fountain cups of Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Caffeine Free Pepsi, Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi, Pepsi One, Wild Cherry Pepsi, Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi, Diet Pepsi Max, Diet Pepsi Lime, Pepsi Lime, Diet Pepsi Vanilla, Mountain Dew, Diet Mountain Dew, Mug Root Beer, Orange Slice, Jazz Black Cherry French Vanilla, Jazz Caramel Cream, and Jazz Strawberries and Cream.

Johnny, do we have any celebrity acts lined up?  No?  Oh wait, we do?  What do you mean we have some kid who just wants wayne to have Pepsistuff points? That’s not gushy enough!  What?  You say he’s a handicapped Nicaraguan kid with a lisp?  Well, that’s a little bit closer, but… what?  He’s blind in one eye, AND he’s an albino?  Hmm, that might be worth it.. Say again?  He’s Gay?  WELL THEN SHOOT YEAH LET’S GET HIM ON!

Jerry: Heya kid, how ya doin?
Half-blind albino gay handicapped Nicaraguan kid with a lisp: Ahm doin okay I guethhh.
Jerry: So, what brings you here on this fine Tuesday?
HBAGHNKWAL: You thee, my brother; he puthhed my wheelchair.
Jerry: Hey, that’s great.  Say, you gonna do anything for utthh, I mean us, today?
HBAGHNKWAL: Yethh I wath going to thay a haiku for all you fine folkthhh.
Jerry: What?  A Haiku?  What the heck is a haiku?  Oh never mind, just do your haiku and thanks for being on the show

HBAGHNKWAL:
Crippled Albino
Blind Gay Nicauraguan Kid;
Pepthithtuff for Wayne

Jerry: Is that it?  That’s what a haiku is? That’s stupid.  Get off my stage.
HBAGHNKWAL: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa! you hurt my feelingth!


Best of LOLcats

You know I only give you the best each week.

lolcats your turn how about never

 

lolcats it not been all day

 

lolcats eye of the tiger

 

and for you Monty Python fans…

lolcats farts in your general direction

And lo, the people did comment thus:

9 Comments

  1. Dave2 says:

    Actually, this week I could totally MISC this entry… I don’t do LOLCats, don’t drink Pepsi, and had already listened to Hilly and Mr. Fab on BlogTalkRadio! False advertising, Wayne… I wantz mah money back. 🙂

  2. Hilly says:

    Hey, I just thought someone was eagerly waiting to talk to Karl…at least *I* paid attention to chat and did not make you talk like that Fab did ;).

    And me? Colorful language? Hah! I laugh at you ;).

  3. Kyra Sutra says:

    I love the BTR!

    I voted a few days ago for all of your LOLCats and even made my own with a picture of my cat sitting on my laptop with the screen up. My blog title from yesterday was actually what I wrote when I made my LOLCat thingy. It said HIT ME UP ON DA YAHOO SUMTIME.

    I thought it was funny…LOL.

  4. Poppy says:

    I am lazy and not reading all the other comments, but just FYI sometimes other people call in just to listen. So don’t let them give you any GUFF about it!

    I promise I voted.

    And, um, the first LOLcat with the kitty who says “how about never” makes me giggle myself silly.

  5. sourpuss says:

    I thought those LOLcats were some of the best, too. And, like Poppy, that first one makes me giggle every time. I can just *hear* that kitteh’s voice in my head.

  6. Absurdist says:

    How many times you gotta mention Pepsi before I actually stop talking to you for good (save last night when I bitched you out endlessly)?

  7. whall says:

    Dave2, What, not even a flatulent Monty Python-inspired kitten tickled your funny bone? What, not a Jerry Lewis fan? What, you HATE NICARAGUAN KIDS?!?!?!

    Hilly, yes thankfully you are about as non-Fab as one can be. I’m thankful for many reasons, actually. 🙂

    Kyra, I remember seeing that LOLcat! it was lol, srsly.

    Poppy, thank you once again for your support. And yes, I agree about the ‘never’ one – I have a sign at work to that effect, so when it was lolcat-ized, it hits home.

    sourpuss, me too!

    Absurdist, I think only YOU can answer that question. It’s kind of how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop, but hopefully it’s a heckuva lot more than three.

  8. Absurdist says:

    Uh, I wasn’t thinking of going THAT way, but knowing you, you didn’t get it.

  9. Raganator says:

    Eye of the Tiger- great one!
    Go Cat!

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