HAHA!
You thought I was going to be political for the third straight day, DIDN’T YOU!?!?!
No Sir! Today I bring you a fantastic Guest Post by none other than the great and powerful Golf Widow
I can see we’re going to get along just fine. We both like to use “none other than” and I think that’s just peachy. Also, who knew we were both not only great and powerful, but “the” great and powerful?
So there I was, minding my own business and all of a sudden I bought a guest post from her for $2. And lo and behold (I wonder if she likes that phrase also?), I got the guest post from her via email!
So here it is – enjoy.
by Golf Widow
I started several times to write this guest post for whall, but I got distracted by weird things like, why is the logo for Swanky Franks a smiling hot dog eating a hot dog, and holy crap, Patrick Swayze has cancer?
These things just aren’t right.
My brain goes in a million directions at once. I wanted to write something political for whall but I can’t focus on political stuff for more than a few seconds before it says, “Why isn’t Barack Obama doing any kind of campaigning involving the word ‘Obamarama?’ Because that would totally swing my vote his way, is all I’m saying.”
Whall asked me if he could buy more than one guest post from me, and the answer is, sure, you can buy as many as you want. But they’re probably not even going to be as high quality as this one, and as you can see, this one is high quality the way Ralph Nader is a credible candidate.
Oh, look, something shiny; gotta go.
Sigh. I remember when $2.00 actually used to be worth something before the Bush Administration came along… way to exploit the crappy economy and get your money’s worth, Wayne!
Oh, that’s right, you’re still in denial about the economy. Hmmm… way to take advantage of the booming economy and leverage your excess capital for stimulation of the business sector, Wayne!
Golf Widow should really change policy to accept payment only in Euros. I think two Euros can buy you a seven-course meal for six people at The Olive Garden now-a-days… value!
That post was…. something else.
Wow! She actually SELLS guest posts? Why didn’t I think of that?
Dave2, I thank Reagan, Bush 1 and Bush2 for my excess capital. I thank the republican Congress that stepped in, oh, right around ’94 for stopping Clinton from taxing us into oblivion. I’m hoping we don’t get stuck with a democratic presidency and congress in Nov. And, as a card-carrying money-grubbing heartless arrogant capitalist povertyphobe, I feel great about taking advantage of the working class.
Kyra, you know something else? Imagine the message and content / substance of Ron Paul, the integrity of McCain, and the charisma of Obama…. Now *that’s* a dream candidate with change and solutions we can believe in.
BlondeBlogger, I know! I’m thinking I might have my next new Internet business idea on my hands. Or, *her* next idea, I mean her *current* idea. Is that outright thievery or is it just plagiarism? Or is it just capitalism? Dave2, help me out here…
I do, indeed, like me some “lo and behold.”
Also, “alas” and “lest.” Bring on the archaic etymology. Bring it, I say.
(People, trust me. You don’t want to get to the point in your life where you have to blog for money. It’s not at all pretty up in here right now.)
I didnt know you had Swanky Frankies out there. Can you still get a Swankie Frankies Long Dong?
Golf Widow, I liked your entry. Between the two of us, we wrote a good 1/5th of a post. I think I’ll use your services again, maybe once a month like I hinted. Yay me!
nicdanger, if you’re talking to me, no, we don’t have it. Golf Widow wrote the guest post, so I’m guessing she’s talking about where she’s from, wherever that is.