I let all the other bloggers do their “favorite posts from the previous year” posts in January.  Then I let February go by because it was short (and we need to be nice to the ones who are shorter than us).  So now it’s March and it seems like the PERFECT time for me to wax eloquent pimp myself out do a celebratory review of last year’s best posts (in the eyes of yours truly).

Normally, I’d say “without further ado,” but I actually have some more ado laying around, so I thought I’d ask a question of all of you.  Consider this my ado.

Ok, now back to my Year In Review.

In 2007, I started a “Stuff you don’t want to MISC” series, and here’s my first entry from June 17th, 2007.

Favorite Photo/Video from 2007

• Post Secret - probably my favorite 2007 post - where I profess my love (and make a video) for Michael Jackson.
• I need to be as cool as this guy - Greatest. GuitarHeroVideo. Ever.
• Chuck Says… - where I combine my favorite Chuck Norris quotes with the “Chuck Says” graphic-creating website.
• Zina - we got a new dog in June of 2007, but still miss Nitro.
• Wayne-O-Shop series #1 - Man, I look REALLY good when my face is photoshopped onto a sexy man’s body…

Favorite One-Liners / Definitions

• Pants - Top Star Wars lines improved by replacing a word with “pants” as in “I find your lack of pants disturbing”
• Waynal - where I submitted and was denied by urban dictionary the ability to define my new term
• Addiction - I outline Jaden’s addiction to the Binky and how we fought it.
• Evolution vs Competition - yes, it’s a serious question.  How do we balance compassion and competition?

Favorite Revenge

• Kitten War - about a guy’s revenge on a neighbor using his Internet connection.

Favorite Political Entries

• English as an official language - I was pretty coherent for an arrogant Republican.
• Golden Rule - I give you a new installment of the Golden Rule.
• Conspiracy Theory - Penguins - Yes, I still think it’s a conspiracy about all the penguin movies that came out
• Yay Harry Potter! - where dumbledor says guns are ok.

Favorite Technical Entries

• How to track down a MAC Address - I still like this one.  I need to do more technical posts, methinks.
• Blog RDA - Where I started a new domain but haven’t done anything with it.
• Whack Whack! - where I correct the entire Internet on when to use \\ or Whack-Whack
• How to recover if you’ve edited a Sharepoint Site in Frontpage - self-explanatory

Favorite Nostalgic Entries

• Fantastic Journey - I reminisc about a TV show that was only on for like 20 weeks or something.
• Lolly Lolly Lolly get your adverbs here - seeing Schoolhouse Rock Live in concert.
• I wanna go back - I can’t get more teary-eyed than remembering my childhood.

Favorite Polls

• What’s your favorite scene of… the Goonies? - where I started my first poll.

Favorite everything else

• I got to 3rd base at snackiepoo.com - my first guest post!
• Now hear this… - I became a certified astrologer.

Now everybody will be expecting me to let them get to third base ;).

This list feels like it comprises 75% of your actual posts!

Hilly, well now you’re making me all special and stuff *awww* *blush*

Avi, wait a sec. This is one of those “make the monkey dance” things isn’t it, that you and Dave2 like to do? “DANCE MONKEY, DANCE!” you say. You push my buttons and think you can make me do all this stupid work, like counting my posts and finding out what exact percentage I represented, and really, you’re just trying to make me dance around and be busy.

Sigh. For your information, I did 318 posts for 2007, and I referenced 24 favorites. AND for your information, that is exactly 7.5%, not 75%.

SO NOW YOU DANCE, MONKEYBOYGORILLA! PROVE ME WRONG! HAHAHA YOU CAN’T! BECAUSE I *intentionally* did exactly 7.5 percent of my posts as favorites just so some gorilla-man would come around and make me sound like I was doing 75% and be all egotistical and stuff but HAHAHA I win.

I think I win, anyway. Did I win?

The Whack Whack! post is why I read you every day.

Wow… if you do this every year, there’s no need to read your blog every day. Just tune in for the annual recap! Do you have a mailing list or something so we can be notified when the Yearly Best Of is posted?

Poppy I wish I had whats-her-name here to tell me “you had me at whack-whack”

Dave2, no, but for you I can gladly do… wait a sec. YOU’RE JUST PUSHING MY BUTTONS AGAIN! But in your case, it’s “Dance, bad monkey, DANCE!”

and I still want MJ to come visit me and say how much he liked my tribute MJ sounds video.

**sigh**

PS: It’s time to redo your blog. Someone told me that your site looks like puke. Okay, they didn’t say that, but they told me that it is boring. JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU.

But no. You won’t listen to me. You never listen to me. Your male ego is way too big to listen to little old me. Until a year later, when you finally realize that I was right, but think it’s your idea. Suck it up, listen to me and do what I say. I am always right, except about SQL Server versions.

Dork.

You made me giggle. (Renee Zellweger, I presume.)