I will refrain from comment.

I’m not smart enough about the topics we’re discussing to know a simple/offensive question from a useful question.

Are you done? will you send me that thing please?

Abs, maybe my problem is that I idolize Karl from SlingBlade….

sourpuss, I would think I’d act differently if I were being observed, so either someone’s gonna have to go all Allen Funt on me or I’ll have to figure it out without the 3rd party observation.

I will tell you why. Even though I luv ya as my bestest friend in the whole wide world, your perspective is skewed because your lfie has been a literal fairy tale compared to other lives. And you even admit that. So when I talk to you about my troubles, a lot of times, from your perspective, I get really frustrated at your advice because it’s naive. A lot of times too, you come across like I have told you lots; it seems like (not saying it’s true) that you assume a lot of things about what I have or have not done. And I get frustrated, because I get defensive, because it seems like you are saying you don’t think I have done the simplest and most intelligent of things, and I feel like you are insulting my intelligence. I think that’s just me though; probably not other people. You do put yourself on a pedestal, which may make it come across even more as if you think people haven’t done the simplest of things.

Everyone knows you are a very caring person. My biggest complaint is lack of follow through, though. Of course, you know that I tell you these things because you are my best friend.