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Today I was called a dork by email. 

I’m usually called a dork, and it happens multiple times a day.  Less often by email, but it occurs nonetheless.  Mostly I’m called a dork to my face (my preference).  Sometimes they say “dork!” lovingly, with a smirk or a smile, and other times they say DORK! as in “SMART ASS!”  In High School I was Supreme Ultra Powerful Almighty Dork (SUPA-Dork for short).

You might not believe me when I claim my dorktitude.  Well, I’ll have you know, I’m wearing a shirt that proves it.  Imagine coming to work and meeting someone wearing a shirt like this:

wayne is a dork

Still not convinced?  Ok, how about this.  I took a picture of my friend’s trip odometer reading when it turned 1111.

1111 on the trip odometer

There seems to be no limit to my dorkosity.

I’ll even use my own blog to brag about ALMOST getting 100% on a Guitar Hero II Expert song – just missing a couple demon notes at the end.

guitar hero even rats expert 323298 99 percent 887 note streak

Join in the fun, won’t you?  Here are some terms used to describe my dorkiness – I’d love it if you could add more: 

  1. Wayne is the DorkMaster. 
  2. Wayne suffers from a massive Dorkoma.
  3. Everyone else suffers from Wayne’s massive Dorkoma.
  4. DORKWAD stands for “Dork, Wayne A Dork”
  5. Wayne is dorkalicious.
  6. All hail the dorktastic Wayner!
And lo, the people did comment thus:


  1. Dave2 says:

    Somebody is living in Dorktopia…

    Dave2s last blog post..Stupid

  2. Christine says:

    I have always thought vain, not dorky. Where is Abs here to back me up?!?

  3. Mr. Fabulous says:

    Dorks are hot. That’s all I know.

    Mr. Fabulouss last blog post..Let me tell you a story…

  4. Avitable says:

    1. The Dork Knight
    2. Dork and Mindy
    3. Dork: The other white meat
    4. I am Dorkacus!
    5. Dork Vader

    Avitables last blog post..Cliche

  5. martymankins says:

    I Can Has Dorkburger

  6. Poppy says:

    You have a shirt with your name on it!

    Dawg does too. It says: DOG

    Poppys last blog post..To Lactagen or not to Lactagen (that is my question)

  7. metalmom says:

    Hey Dorkster! Why don’t you change your name to Dorky Dorklestein? Or Dork Dorkenhumper? Or Dorkzilla McDork?

    Twice in one day!! Sometimes Hubs doesn’t accomplish that!!

    metalmoms last blog post..Promised Prom Pics

  8. whall says:

    I have some new ones, too…
    1. Daffy Dork (wuHOO wuHOO HOOH HOOH!)
    2. Nyaaaah, what’s up, DORK!?
    3. There can BE only Dork.
    4. Can you hear me now? (nod) Dork.

    Dave2, and I happen to be Mayor.

    Christine, I believe Abs is on the road, and she would probably back you up. But I can be dorky and vain at the same time (I’m *that* good), especially when I go see my Indian or Arab friends, and they say “Oh, so good to see you, Vayne!”

    Mr. Fab, usually comments are reserved for people with NEW information. But your comment is well received anyway.

    Avitable, those are really good. As would be “never underestimate the POWER of the Dork Side” said as the Emperor.

    martymankins, LOL! (ha, that’s funny)

    Poppy, I sure nuff do. and it has “what I do” on it, which is jump up and down on computers.

    metalmom, Dorkster is a top five. good job. re “twice in one day” are you talking about being called Dork or something more interesting?

  9. whall says:


    Dork. or Dork Not. There is no try.

  10. dmarks says:

    It’s Wayne’s world …..dorkcellent!

    dmarkss last blog post..The content of the owner’s manual should be changed…

  11. Ren says:

    May the Dork be with you.

    Rens last blog post..Lunch at Gumbo’s

  12. Suebob says:

    Wayne is Count Dorkula!

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