Today I was called a dork by email. 

I’m usually called a dork, and it happens multiple times a day.  Less often by email, but it occurs nonetheless.  Mostly I’m called a dork to my face (my preference).  Sometimes they say “dork!” lovingly, with a smirk or a smile, and other times they say DORK! as in “SMART ASS!”  In High School I was Supreme Ultra Powerful Almighty Dork (SUPA-Dork for short).

You might not believe me when I claim my dorktitude.  Well, I’ll have you know, I’m wearing a shirt that proves it.  Imagine coming to work and meeting someone wearing a shirt like this:

Still not convinced?  Ok, how about this.  I took a picture of my friend’s trip odometer reading when it turned 1111.

There seems to be no limit to my dorkosity.

I’ll even use my own blog to brag about ALMOST getting 100% on a Guitar Hero II Expert song - just missing a couple demon notes at the end.

Join in the fun, won’t you?  Here are some terms used to describe my dorkiness - I’d love it if you could add more: 

1. Wayne is the DorkMaster. 
2. Wayne suffers from a massive Dorkoma.
3. Everyone else suffers from Wayne’s massive Dorkoma.
4. DORKWAD stands for “Dork, Wayne A Dork”
5. Wayne is dorkalicious.
6. All hail the dorktastic Wayner!

Somebody is living in Dorktopia…

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I have always thought vain, not dorky. Where is Abs here to back me up?!?

Dorks are hot. That’s all I know.

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1. The Dork Knight
2. Dork and Mindy
3. Dork: The other white meat
4. I am Dorkacus!
5. Dork Vader

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I Can Has Dorkburger

You have a shirt with your name on it!

Dawg does too. It says: DOG

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Hey Dorkster! Why don’t you change your name to Dorky Dorklestein? Or Dork Dorkenhumper? Or Dorkzilla McDork?

Twice in one day!! Sometimes Hubs doesn’t accomplish that!!

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I have some new ones, too…
1. Daffy Dork (wuHOO wuHOO HOOH HOOH!)
2. Nyaaaah, what’s up, DORK!?
3. There can BE only Dork.
4. Can you hear me now? (nod) Dork.

Dave2, and I happen to be Mayor.

Christine, I believe Abs is on the road, and she would probably back you up. But I can be dorky and vain at the same time (I’m *that* good), especially when I go see my Indian or Arab friends, and they say “Oh, so good to see you, Vayne!”

Mr. Fab, usually comments are reserved for people with NEW information. But your comment is well received anyway.

Avitable, those are really good. As would be “never underestimate the POWER of the Dork Side” said as the Emperor.

martymankins, LOL! (ha, that’s funny)

Poppy, I sure nuff do. and it has “what I do” on it, which is jump up and down on computers.

metalmom, Dorkster is a top five. good job. re “twice in one day” are you talking about being called Dork or something more interesting?

Try?

Dork. or Dork Not. There is no try.

It’s Wayne’s world …..dorkcellent!

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May the Dork be with you.

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Wayne is Count Dorkula!