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Hi, This is Wayne. This is my site, my stuff, my blog, blahblahblah. The site itself is powered by WordPress and the Scary Little theme. I thought it was cool, and I still do.

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wayne's 3-minute ditl day in the life

Episode #5 contains these tidbits:

  • Taking food to Caitlin at UT Band Camp (cameo by Jaden)
  • Wayne’s Patented Head Rub
  • Why choose organic?
  • Can you multitask?
  • The Pen Is Mighter Than the Sword, or is it?
  • iz a guitar hero
  • Jonathan Coulton
  • Carbon Footprint
  • Low Fuel
  • Caitlin’s Band Camp
  • Wayne’s Patented Head Rub (reprise)
  • Bonus Footage: Wayne with Bob Rob Rod Phill Bill Gordon

Bonus task: Can you spot the irony?  First person to spot the well-hidden irony between this post and the previous post involving the Bonus Footage gets… um, $5.

All in 3 minutes or less! (excluding introductions, credits and bonus footage)

Note: background music supplied unknowingly by the fantastic duo of Donald Fagen and Walter Becker, key stalwarts that make up Steely Dan, off their latest album Everything Must Go. The track I used portions of is Lunch With Gina. Pick this music up if you can - it is amazingly good.

And lo, the people did comment thus:

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July
1
2008
6:01 am

“You can see me talking! Blah, blah,blah…”

Hilarious man. Loved it. :)
Buckys last blog post..Time To Put A Cork In It

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July
1
2008
8:04 am

I love how you introduce yourself half way through the video. LOL

BTW - what does DITL stand for?

Miss Britts last blog post..I Went To NYC And All I Got Was 1248 Pictures Of Buildings

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July
1
2008
9:24 am

I just got a new video camera and I might have to steal this concept. I will offer you royalties in the sum of zero dollars and zero cents. You have three seconds to reject this offer or it shall be considered a binding contract.

Avitables last blog post..AlphAvitable

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July
1
2008
9:56 am

I am shocked that you managed to get through your multitasking segment without getting a Blue Screen of Death on your Zune. “If it’s Microsoft, it’s got to be good!”

Dave2s last blog post..DaveCock

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July
1
2008
10:00 am

Hey! No category or tag for DITL? FAIL! I wanted to go back and revisit episode one, but am not about to go digging for it… I might run into one of those LOLCats!!

Dave2s last blog post..DaveCock

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July
1
2008
10:12 am

Bucky, originally it had a Simpsons throwback from “this is my voice, on… teeveeee” but I decided this one was better.

Miss Britt, DUGH. And DITL is “Day In The Life”. And you are spending 3 minutes with Wayne’s DITL. Alternative meanings are “Did It Take Long” or “Don’t I Thrust Luckily” or “DITL Is The (recursive) Loop”.

Avi, I don’t need your money. Just send the camera. And some money.

Dave2 #1, Nope, much to your chagrin, my Zune, Vista, and Office 2007 are all humming along swimmingly. I have been having problems with Windows Movie Maker recently, and I don’t know if it’s due to new codecs I installed or what. But I’m still happy with it. And I’m glad that grates you.

Dave2 #2, oh and I fixed the category tag. Sorry about that.

In the meantime, here’s the LOLcat you ordered.

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July
1
2008
11:07 am

That’s all you did and you called it multitasking????
Call me when you can cook, clean, do laundry, change diapers,look good, talk to the mother-in-law on the phone, and fart at the same time!

metalmoms last blog post..Perspective

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July
1
2008
10:17 pm

you sure that wasnt drew carey?

i’m a constant multitasker: i can drink coffee,smoke a cigarette, and read a blog at the same time.
and i can drive a car, smoke, and listen to the radio, get this… at the same time. i kid you not.
but i gave up jogging twenty yrs ago,though. the ashes kept getting in my eyes.

Ginos last blog post..eh?

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July
2
2008
9:59 am

The bonus footage got me. Pretty dang funny.

Each time I see your DITL, I want to do one of my own (TWKS)

martymankinss last blog post..Scooter Sunday #11 - Post Wedding Edition

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July
2
2008
10:46 am

How do I get a patented Wayne head rub?

Blog - Bludgeon, sounds about right.

Dragons last blog post..Raspberry & Watermelon Sparkling Ice Tea

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July
2
2008
1:31 pm

Does the patented head rub work on women? And the hidden irony….that you’re low on fuel after talking about your carbon footprint?

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July
2
2008
1:42 pm

I like your DITL video blogs. I’m going to steal this one day when I get enough nerve to talk to a camera.

I’m with you on all the expensive organic products, but I just discovered organic wine. It costs the same and doesn’t give you a hangover.

student teachers last blog post..Why Did I Write That? First Edition.

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July
3
2008
10:51 am

“Um, DUH.”

*giggle*

I want to see you ROCK OUT with GH! And, btw, I’m listing GH as one of my interests on my resume. :D
Poppys last blog post..postless

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July
3
2008
5:40 pm

Blogging… bludgeoning…
OMG, you’re right…

Jannas last blog post..Hopefully Kermit will forgive me

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July
3
2008
7:00 pm

metalmom, oh I can do all THAT, pshaw! (heh)

Gino, so, I take it you’re a smoker?

martymankins, Each time I see my DITL, I want another one (TWKS).

Dragon, hmm. I also just realized that Bludgeon anagrams into Dune Blog. And I’m quite the Dune fanatic. I think I have an idea…

BlondeBlogger, good guess, but no. The irony is specific to my post about Creative Leadership. Tip: it’s specific to my criticisms of his presentation.

student teacher, steal a.way…. steal a.way… steal a.wayy… the night (Ozzy). I wish I could get “the night” to rhyme with something related to the DITL.

Poppy, We just got GH Aerosmith, so I will have some opportunity real soon. But I feel unworthy when I see other guitar hero videos that are so awesome

Janna, why thank you. And THANK YOU FOR THIS BATCH OF LOL WHALLS!!!!!







AWESOME!

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July
3
2008
7:06 pm

Why don’t you have a webfeed for your comments? Your replies deserve to be seen! I can’t handle anymore email…

Dave2s last blog post..Money

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July
3
2008
7:55 pm

I thought I’d gotten it right! That’s what you said in your email to me, or at least I thought you were referring to that. Now I want to know what I was right about (and am laughing at the other irony….that I told you, “Yay….for once I’m not so blonde.” ugh!

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July
5
2008
10:09 pm

Can I request that the next DITL shows you playing a euphonium?
Buy one at a garage sale if you have to.
Build one out of papier mache if you have to.

Jannas last blog post..Here I am!

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July
7
2008
10:47 am

Dave2, thank you for bringing this to my attention. I have fixed this by putting two links in the sidebar for subscribing to the entire blog as well as any comment anywhere .

In addition to that, you can also subscribe to a specific post’s comments if you wish:

BlondeBlogger, no I think I meant something else in the email. Since no-one got it right, here it is. The ironic part was that in my Creative Leadership Course post, I commented how much of a pet peeve extra whitespace was (I can see it in the presentation) but in my DITL, when I’m saying “stay tuned for bonus footage” I put extra whitespace before the Creative Leadership” part.

Yeah, lame, I know.

Janna, hmm. It’d be more likely for me to play trumpet since I still have my original Stradivarius Bach Model 37. But I have been meaning to rent a Baritone so I could join the local Community Band with my daughter. It’s on the back burner for now.

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July
7
2008
1:17 pm

No, not lame! Very smart actually. You SO did not want to have to shell out that $5 did you? *grin*

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July
11
2008
2:41 pm
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