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Hi, This is Wayne. This is my site, my stuff, my blog, blahblahblah. The site itself is powered by WordPress and the Scary Little theme. I thought it was cool, and I still do.

If you think you’ve waited a long time for this DITL, just wait until you’re waiting until the END of the DITL.

wayne's 3-minute ditl day in the life

Episode #6 contains these tidbits:

  • Time to make the DITLs
  • Old Glasses 
  • New Glasses Alert!
  • Kids found a spider
  • New DITL Plug-in: Retroactive Psychic Internet Poll – it works!

All in 3 minutes or less! (excluding introductions, credits and bonus footage)

Note: background music supplied unknowingly by the fantastic duo of Donald Fagen and Walter Becker, key stalwarts that make up Steely Dan, off their latest album Everything Must Go. The track I used portions of is Lunch With Gina. Pick this music up if you can – it is amazingly good.

And lo, the people did comment thus:


  1. martymankins says:

    Them are grandpa glasses.

    And you are driving to work. I thought you were taking the bus? Oh… ok… you are on your way to the Park & Ride. Gotcha.

    As always, love the DITL (mostly to see what wacky faces you make and to hear Steely Dan)

    Sausage. The breakfast meat of choice.

  2. Ren says:

    Sausage *and* Potato, obviously. I think your plug-in is busted.

    Rens last blog post..Holy Cactus!

  3. whall says:

    martymankins, say what sonny!??!? Actually, that particular video is from before I started riding the bus. I’m unclear as to the rules of recording while on the bus. Then there’s the fact that I don’t know if I feel up to recording with an LIVE audience. But then again, maybe I could start doing interviews!

    Ren, not all the votes are in. Coincidentally enough, all the votes are in. Such is the Way.

    Dave2, I don’t kill them personally. I contract out.

  4. sourpuss says:

    I’m scairt of spiders and that thing was huge, not to mention ugly & unexpected! GEEZ.
    Love the new glasses, trés meow.
    What’s a sausage (or potato) breakfast taco?? who makes/sells them?

    sourpusss last blog post..Or he needs to open up a drive-thru

  5. Bucky says:

    I totally made you order two sausage tacos!

    *Nelson voice* HA! HA!

  6. Avitable says:

    We have those spiders all over the place here – usually floating in the pool. Do you know what kind it is?

  7. Absurdist says:

    First of all, I really like the glasses. And you know that a compliment from me TO YOU is major. Mark that one down.

    Second, you KNOW how I feel about you and you breakfast tacos, but I am willing to forgive you this one since I ate bacon and eggs yesterday morning.

    Have a great day!

  8. Robin says:

    Your box is way nicer than mine.

  9. metalmom says:


    That spider made me jump a foot in the air. Hubs laughed and said “It’s only on the computer!”

    I don’t care–a spider’s a spider and I hate ’em!

    metalmoms last blog post..WhoreMoans

  10. Janna says:

    Yay for sausage tacos!
    I just sent your LOL Whalls.

    Jannas last blog post..My Blogiversary

  11. whall says:

    sourpuss, I wondered about doing a disclaimer, but figured it’d be ok. It’s not like *this* spider.

    Bucky, and I thank you for that

    Avi, I think it’s just your typical garden spider. Harmless. Actually, better than harmless because they eat most of the bugs you DON’T want around

    Abs, thank you for the compliment. I have reduced my taco intake and for the last week (largely due to bus riding) I’ve mostly had bananas and oranges for breakfast.

    Robin, box?

    metalmom, I’m sorry for making you jump, unless you hadn’t had your exercise yet, in which case I will invoice you for the personal training.

    Janna, you come through again with the goodness.

    Hey EVERYONE! Janna’s made LOLWHALLS!

  12. Ren says:

    OK, “speshal spydur olimpix” had me crackin’ up. Nice one, Janna!

    No, Wayne, I don’t know why I find this one funny and not any of the LOLCats. I’ve actually started laughing three separate times at it already.

    Rens last blog post..Holy Cactus!

  13. Oooooh, yay, a DITL!!!! I’ve had no time to blog comment (been reading in Bloglines) but I had to come over for this. That spider freaked me the **** out. LOL @ Janna for noticing the seven legs. I was too busy cringing to notice.

  14. Christine says:

    Not again

  15. HA!!! I guess i wasn’t thinking hard enough, i was thinking 1 potato and 1 sausage! I love those glasses. We have WAY bigger spiders in our house once a year. Every once in a while i catch them and put them over the back fence, but i’m so used to them now, sometimes i don’t bother. Wolf spiders i think.

    UnkeyMonkey Michaels last blog post..Michael Does The 80s

  16. martymankins says:

    Recording on public transportation… most cities require some form of permit, even for personal use. With the advent of YouTube and other ‘film yourself’ endeavors, there a fine line that needs to be either erased or defined. Personally, I’d like to see a DITL from the bus. “Wayne got DITL’d on the Bus” And it wasn’t from some hottie or homeless guy. LOL

    martymankinss last blog post..Green With Electric Envy

  17. Dragon says:

    Those new glasses make you look even more handsome. If that’s possible. And yeah, that is one big mother of a spider! I don’t care if it only has 7 legs and has had a hard life. I hope you banished him.

    Dragons last blog post..Citrus Sunrise Punch

  18. Poppy says:

    I continue to dig the Steely Dan.

    You’re back!

    Nice spider.

    I’m always in the minority, I voted potato taco.

    You’re a dork. Wheee!

    Why does Janna LOL you? Do you have a contract?

    Poppys last blog post..In case you ever wanted to know where half of my genes came from…

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