Sorry, all. I need to make an apology.

Yesterday I was all in a panic. Here’s how my brain works: because Nobody was following me on Twitter, I equated that with the world ending. How narcissistic is that??!??! I mean, who am I to think that the entire world’s existence depends on some part of MY life? Do I really expect the. entire. world. to. schedule itself based on what happens to me?

In short, yes. Yes I do.

BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS!

Heh-HA!  Now I’m confident the world will at least stay around until October 28th, 2011.

(thanx, person-who-knows-who-they-are)

And that’s not ALL the good news either.  Now, please don’t think I’m just bragging and stuff, but it looks like I’m… oh man, this is so exciting!  I’m poised to win… I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF! it seems that I’m smack dab in line to ….

GUESS WHAT????

I’m going to WIN $100,000!!!!!

That’s right!  Just look at this - Predictify teamed up with Rock the Vote and made a new contest called the $100,000 Election Showdown!

All I gotta do is make 15 accurate predictions - the overall popular vote winner and the winner in 14 battleground states - and I win!

But the win is empty without you.  Specifically, I mean without your help.  See, I can’t get my money unless a lot of people make predictions.  They add $1 to the pot with every prediction (up to a hundred grand), so I need YOU to go there and donate your prediction to my winnings.

You might ask yourself - how do I know I’m going to win?  Well that’s an easy answer - because I’m the only one honest and brave enough to predict McCain winning all of those states!  AND the popular vote!  You might think I’m stupid for giving out my winning strategy but I know that no-one will copy me.  They’ll all start off copying me, and then they’ll say “eh, what are the chances he’ll will ALL of them - maybe he won’t win THIS one or THAT one” and then they’ll make their own customized vote combo.  Which leaves all the money to me!

Man.  Just THINK of the DITL’s I can make with $100,000…

If you win $100,000, you’d better be getting a whole slew of video gear to make top-notch DITL’s

martymankins´s last blog post..What the Plurk? Twitter this, Pownce-head!

If you win $100,000.00, I’m going to start charging you for the LOL-Whalls.

Janna´s last blog post..I’ll cover my mouth next time

I am doubting your process…
But I sincerely hope you win that cash!

Sybil Law´s last blog post..Thursday Ramblings

I WOULD hope you win the cash, except that would mean that McCain would win in all those states, so I can’t possibly root for you. On the other hand, your prediction will increase the pot so that my prediction will be more profitable. So it’s all good.

marilyn´s last blog post..Hand Loaded Slab Wood: The Pictures

I’d love to see you win the pot…but does that mean I’d have to vote for McCain too?

Hmmmm…. ((pondering))….

Evil Genius´s last blog post..I’m the New Meth

Now you just need to find everyoneinbetween, and you’re gold!

Tug´s last blog post..Playing with photos

You’re welcome!

Everybody should have the world revolve around them at least once in their life. I’m still strategically planning when I wan that to happen.

kapgar´s last blog post..But what it don’t get I can’t use…

martymankins, I might even buy a scooter!

Janna, your reward is in heaven. LOLheaven. ZOMG! OH NOES!!11! Almightyism. I haz it.

Sybil Law, I’m a maverick that way…

marilyn, Well, I promise this. When I win, I won’t spend a lot of money humiliating you for your lack of support.

Evil Genius, if you’re in one of those states, maybe, but I’d prefer you vote with your conscience than not vote at all. Unless you’re bribable, and then let’s talk turkey.

Tug,
I was kind of hoping for EveryoneAndHisBrother, but I’m still happy with who I got.

PersonWhoKnowsWhoIAm, Nice…

kapgar, have you tried missing a couple of payments? You’ll get a LOT of attention if you do.