I don’t get guest posts often… in fact, I just yesterday created the blog category for it because it’s so rare. Wait, that’s not right. Let me try again. Ahem. [rethinks] Because it’s so rare, I’d not had the occasion to need a Guest Posting category before; recent events have caused it into existence.
Yes, much better.
So, where was I? Oh yeah, guest posts and their lack of oftentude.
Not only is a Guest Post on the blog of whall less common than a Presidential Cabinet appointee actually paying their taxes, it is even MORE significant when the guest posts actually coincide on the same day. I mean, what are the chances?!?!??
This is akin to two ships sailing past each other in the night, except the first ship is a ghost ship made out of buttered pancake mix run by a zombie crew with Pee Wee Herman’s hair stylist as captain and the second ship is OH MY GOSH THE SAME EXACT SHIP!!!!
The crux of the story is that I had scheduled yesterday’s Golf Widow guest post but had happened into LeSombre’s guest post.
And guest post he did. His most excellent post confirmed my suspicions all along – Canadians are useful creatures.
He did a fantastic LOL Polar Bearz collection that frankly, deserves an artwork gallery opening.
Go check it out and comment and stuff.
And, because I love each and every one of you like you were my own kidney, I give you this:
Now I want buttery pancakes, you bastard!
Dave2´s last blog post..Memories
I LOVE Hello, Kidney!!!
Sybil Law´s last blog post..What the dickens?!
Sybil – and she loves you.
Love Hello Kidney =)
Robin´s last blog post..UnFunniness
Robin – I love that someone emailed it to me and I could work it in.
Hello Kidney!
That is priceless!! lol
Giggle Pixie´s last blog post..My Week in Random
Giggle Pixie – actually, it’s not priceless. Since I have two kidneys, there is technically a price for one of them.
Dear Whall,
Just when I thought I had captured the essence of you, there you go and completely reinvent yourself with awesome Mangan (Manga + Organ).
LOLCats are so passé now.
LeSombre´s last blog post..Job description
LeSombre – I bet LOLorgans.com and Mangan.com are available… maybe it’s the next internet “hit”! I should harvest my opportunity.
Ummmm…..someone *cough* still owes me a guest post!
BlondeBlogger´s last blog post..I’m Like a Ringleader…
BlondeBlogger – I know, I know. but if you look carefully, these last two posts are people doing guest posts for *me*. I promise you’re the next guest post *I* do.
I sent my sinuses to Arizona,
I sent my liver to Peru.
I sent my lungs and my kidney
(for the summer) to Sidney,
But I’m sending my heart to you.
– Stolen from George Carlin
I thought of something to say about guest-blogging for another person on one’s own blog, but I’m keeping your blog family friendly. It amused me, though.
golfwidow´s last blog post..didn’t even see my typing fingers move did you
golfwidow – wow, you have offended me. You’re nothing better than a comedic graverobber.
You can post your >PG rated comment in something called ROT-13. go to http://rot13.com, type in your secret text, then click Cypher. Paste in the result here. That way people have to act on purpose to read it.
Here is an example:
Uv tbysjvqbj. Vs lbh pna ernq guvf, gunax n ebg13 grnpure!
Nonsense. I stole that thing for about fifty bazillion Valentines when he was still alive and it was already in my possession.
Besides, he wrote it before heart attack #1 … so he wasn’t even using it anymore at the time of his death. Therefore, don’t think of it as graverobbing – think of it as keeping his memory alive.
(That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.)
golfwidow´s last blog post..hi
Bad Comment:
Jevgvat n thrfg cbfg, gura cbfgvat vg va bar’f bja oybt vafgrnq bs ng gur “ubfg” oybt, fgevxrf zr nf nxva gb znfgheongvat juvyfg snagnfvmvat nobhg n pryroevgl, gura gryyvat n gnoybvq lbh naq gur pryroevgl ner qngvat.
golfwidow´s last blog post..hi
Gung’f n tbbq nanybtl. Znlor YrFbzoer naq V fubhyq unir bar bs gubfr “pryroevgl pbzob anzrf” yvxr JnuYrFbzoer be Jbzoer be Jnlzvxr.
Ba n eryngrq abgr, lbh erzvaqrq zr bs fbzrguvat ryfr. V’ir urneq vg fnvq qhevat gur Jne ba Frk pnzcnvta gung jura lbh unir frk jvgu fbzrbar, vg’f yvxr lbh’er univat frk jvgu rirelbar ryfr gurl’ir unq frk jvgu. Ubjrire, V unir gb fnl gung vg qrsvavgryl qbrfa’g srry yvxr gung gb zr.
Frk frk frk.
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I’m just now noticing the similiarity of “frk” and it’s rot13 equivalent is a lot like “frak” in BSG and it means close to the same thing. Interesting.
I love the Hello Kidney – is this your copyright? I would like permission to use it for a kidney cancer survivor t-shirt for my cousin. Please let me know if I can use the image. Thank you kindly, Chris.
Howdy Chris – no, it’s not my copyright. It was sent to me via email, and couldn’t find an owner at the time that I posted it.