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I’ll tell you who.

I uttered recently about this topic.  Go and have a listen, I’ll wait

Whoa, back already?  That was fast.  Heyyyyy, wait a second.  Did you even listen to it?  What do you mean, you’re busy?  Yeah yeah, we’re all busy.

Well, since you’re “too busy” to go listen to my melodic voice drone on about “whatever,” I’ll summarize here for you: some truancy judge down in the valley gave parents of truant students the option of paying the normal $500 fine or publicly paddling their kid right there in court.  I applaud this move.  Of course, that judge is in a heap of trouble.  Stupid whiners.  And then, in the utter, I extended the idea of using paddling to punish Congress.  THEY need some paddling.


And the paddling?  Needs to be PUBLIC.  I don’t mean just youtube public.  I mean 24×7, in-your-face, round-the-clock flogging and corporal punishment of our fearless leaders when they do stupid things.

I hereby launch C-SPANK:

When a politician signs a bill without reading it?  They get spanked, and YOU can see it on C-SPANK.

How about when a politician puts in pork spending, rewarding himself?  Spanktacular viewing, methinks!

This isn’t your father’s spankavision.  This is LIVE and uncut!  Realtime feeds of the people YOU elected into office to represent your needs while preserving and protecting the nation’s interests.  These officials, who voluntarily leave very lucrative professions as lawyers and highly paid businessmen to take these public positions that pay a fraction of what they used to make, should be held to a higher standard.

And that higher standard is a big fat paddle.

On second and third offenses, they get the paddle with air holes.

And lo, the people did comment thus:


  1. Dave2 says:

    What about politicians who deserved to be spanked, but got away clean in January… will there be retroactive C-Spanking?

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  2. Avitable says:

    That’s genius.

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  3. Dragon says:

    Is it wrong that I’m kinda turned on a little? 🙂

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  4. Janna says:

    This is a controversial topic we actually AGREE on!
    I, too, believe sometimes spanking is 100% necessary and beneficial.
    A hundred years ago, no one questioned its effectiveness.
    These days kids are growing up with hardly any real discipline at all.
    Wow…. pinch me… did we just actually AGREE on something pseudo-political??? :0
    Is the world about to end?

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  5. Sybil Law says:

    That idea is sheer genius!!!

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  6. Cris says:

    Does this mean you favor non lethal Capitol Punishment?

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  7. Nobody™ says:

    I could not agree more with you on this.

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  8. I think that parents who keep their children off school or allow them to be truant for a long period of time need to be punished in some way. It’s surely a form of neglect to allow your child to ignore their education, especially if they’re not getting it anywhere else. Children can’t go back and redo those years so parents should be forced to make sure they get their education somehow.

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