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Oh Breakfast Taco!
Oh Joy!
Only you know my heart.
Your sausage and egg, they complete me.
Your scrumptious cheese; delight!
Your flour tortilla is more than a delivery vehicle.
It is heaven contained therein.

Oh Pepsi!
Oh Joy!
Only you know my thirst.
Your caffeine and sugar, they drive me.
Your worthwhile calories; Not light!
Your metal canister is more than an average courier.
It is the rickshaw of pleasure.

And lo, the people did comment thus:


  1. Dave2 says:

    But it’s not “breakfast taco”… it’s breakfast TACOS!! As in Taco Part One and Taco Part Two. You’re the “Kill Bill” of the breakfast taco world.

    • whall says:

      Dave2 – and today? I had 3 tacos. But they were smaller, from Taco Shack. 3 Taco Shack tacos equals 2 Kiefer’s tacos by volume.

  2. martymankins says:

    Are those from Rudy’s? and if not, does Rudy know you’ve been cheating on him with Mr. Whataburger?

    martymankins´s last blog post..Scooter Sunday – Season 2 Ep. 02

  3. bubblewench says:

    taco-good; pepsi-bad… Now I want a damn bfast taco!

    • whall says:

      bubblewench – but the Pepsi’s what makes the tingle-tingle down the throat, burning off all the excess dairy! Coke isn’t sweet enough for the job.

  4. Ren says:

    Oh whall!
    Oh Joy!
    Only you know my humor.
    Your wit and delivery, they entertain me.
    Your superficial prose; delight!
    Your blog is more than a personal diary.
    It is a reservoir of chuckles.

    Ren´s last blog post..Helpful Calorie Information – Red Robin, Quiznos and Wendy’s

  5. Raganator says:

    Can’t do Pepsi, but the Pepsi Max isn’t horrible.

  6. Sybil Law says:

    Ew and ew.
    However, a Pepsi product, like Mt. Dew? Bring it on!
    (Nice ode, though. 🙂

    Sybil Law´s last blog post..Been Caught Stealin’…

    • whall says:

      Sybil Law – glad you liked the Ode. Mountain Dew is good by itself, but I find it doesn’t enhance the taste of food like Pepsi does.

  7. Faiqa says:

    Haha @ “rickshaw of pleasure”

    Faiqa´s last blog post..The Fairest One of All

  8. Iron Fist says:

    “the rickshaw of pleasure” is completely awesome. I may have to start using that. (Don’t worry, I’ll mention your URL every time that I do.)

    Iron Fist´s last blog post..caption this

    • whall says:

      Iron Fist – just make sure the URL comes here and not some youtube video of Rick Astley. You should be rickwhalling people, not rickrolling them.

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