
Oh Breakfast Taco!
Oh Joy!
Only you know my heart.
Your sausage and egg, they complete me.
Your scrumptious cheese; delight!
Your flour tortilla is more than a delivery vehicle.
It is heaven contained therein.
Oh Pepsi!
Oh Joy!
Only you know my thirst.
Your caffeine and sugar, they drive me.
Your worthwhile calories; Not light!
Your metal canister is more than an average courier.
It is the rickshaw of pleasure.














But it’s not “breakfast taco”… it’s breakfast TACOS!! As in Taco Part One and Taco Part Two. You’re the “Kill Bill” of the breakfast taco world.
Dave2 – and today? I had 3 tacos. But they were smaller, from Taco Shack. 3 Taco Shack tacos equals 2 Kiefer’s tacos by volume.
Are those from Rudy’s? and if not, does Rudy know you’ve been cheating on him with Mr. Whataburger?
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martymankins – I can attest that those aren’t from Whataburger. They’re probably from Rudy’s but they *might* be from Kiefer’s. Fast food places don’t wrap their tacos in aluminum, at least not around here.
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The fish tacos at Del Taco get wrapped in aluminum here. But you are right, for the most part, fast food doesn’t do that. I must check out this Rudy’s when in Texas.
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martymankins – As Ren pointed out, Whataburger uses paper wrapping. Rudys, Kiefer’s and Taco Shack (all non-fast-food places) use aluminum foil. These particular tacos were from Kiefer’s, a local deli.
taco-good; pepsi-bad… Now I want a damn bfast taco!
bubblewench – but the Pepsi’s what makes the tingle-tingle down the throat, burning off all the excess dairy! Coke isn’t sweet enough for the job.
Oh whall!
Oh Joy!
Only you know my humor.
Your wit and delivery, they entertain me.
Your superficial prose; delight!
Your blog is more than a personal diary.
It is a reservoir of chuckles.
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Ren – This comment made my day.
Can’t do Pepsi, but the Pepsi Max isn’t horrible.
Raganator – I like all the Pepsi flavors. If they made a Pepsi ice cream, I’d probably eat it.
Ew and ew.
However, a Pepsi product, like Mt. Dew? Bring it on!
(Nice ode, though.
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Sybil Law – glad you liked the Ode. Mountain Dew is good by itself, but I find it doesn’t enhance the taste of food like Pepsi does.
Haha @ “rickshaw of pleasure”
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Faiqa – look! I’m multi-cultural!
“the rickshaw of pleasure” is completely awesome. I may have to start using that. (Don’t worry, I’ll mention your URL every time that I do.)
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Iron Fist – just make sure the URL comes here and not some youtube video of Rick Astley. You should be rickwhalling people, not rickrolling them.