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Heh heh heh heh huh heh heh.

That is the sound of pure evil, with an added 10% maniacal laughter.  For I know a little of what is in store for you over the next week to 10 days.

(it helps if you think of Vincent Price reading this next part.)

WHALLness falls across the land
The guesting hour is close at hand
The Hall clan crawls in search of coast
A week down there is needed most
And whosoever whall has chose
To write his guest posts, no-one knows
You stand and face “guest poster’s hell”
It’s not a fate you wished befell
The funniest posts are in the wings
The spunk of forty thousand words
And grizzly geeks from every blog
Are prepping up your mental fog
And though you’ll wonder if Wayne’s alive
Your keyboard starts to flitter
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of his twitter
vincent price

So there you have it. In non-Vincent parlance, our family is going on vacation for a week down at South Padre, and I have arranged for a fantastic set of bloggers to come take over my blog during that time.  At least, as far as I know I’m getting a fantastic set of bloggers.  I’ve outsourced my guest posting to India like all the successful companies, and I was assured of the “toppest of qualityness”

I have no idea what they have scheduled, and my only rule was not to say anything bad about Jestertunes (note: language warning) while I’m gone.

Me?  I plan on commenting, tweeting, uttering and having fun in the sun.  I’ll be back here sometime the week of the 17th.  You?  You’re gonna come back each day and see what pearls of blogdom await.  Or you could subscribe to my feed I guess.

And lo, the people did comment thus:


  1. Janelle says:

    LOL… I can’t wait to see who you have lined up 😉

    Janelle´s last blog post..Walking On Sand

    • whall says:

      Janelle – I thought about doing a contest to see who could figure out all the guest posters first, but I still haven’t given all the winners of my LAST contest their prizes!

  2. Dave2 says:

    Bwah ha ha ha haaaaaa! You know not the meaning of evil! But you will. You will.

  3. sue says:

    Have a great vacation! Wish I could go….

    sue´s last blog post..Excited?

  4. Hilly says:

    Bwahahahaha – I bring with me the funk of forty thousand years (and an attempt at not swearing).

    Hilly´s last blog post..Love’s What I Got, Don’t Start A Riot…

  5. martymankins says:

    Looks like Evil Dave may be one of your guest bloggers. The anticipation….

    martymankins´s last blog post..Random Leakage #10

  6. Avitable says:

    Enjoy your vacay. If you see Christie Brinkley driving next to you in a convertible, don’t stop at a park later and eat a sandwich because you’ll be eating dog pee.

  7. Dragon says:

    Hurry back and bring me a present!

    Dragon´s last blog post..Chicken Lyonnaise

  8. Sybil Law says:

    To go along with Avitable’s idea, don’t jump into the pool with Christie either, screaming that it’s cold. You’ll wake up the entire hotel. Also, Audrey might get her period.

    Sybil Law´s last blog post..Um…..

    • whall says:

      Sybil Law – ok, I feel pretty bad if TWO commenters make a similar reference and I’m clueless. Maybe I know it but forgot it. Dangit. *googling* Oh. Duh. Ok, in my defense, I never got to see ALL of Vacation and I never made the time to see all of it again. But I love Chevy and really, I’m a man!

  9. Miss Britt says:

    is porn considered bad language?

    • whall says:

      Miss Britt – depends on the porn and depends on the language. I expect pure Italian and French to be NC-17. Brooklyn is XX. Actually, what I mean to say in case my kids are reading is , what is “porn?” Wait, no never mind, I don’t want them googling for it.

  10. Raganator says:

    I wanna go… Who’s watching the kids?

    • whall says:

      Raganator – Jaden’s coming with, the dogs are coming with, and Caitlin’s joining us via a flight later in the week after her leadership interviews and tryouts.

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