This is Avitable.
Yesterday, Faiqa wrote an excellent guest post. She brought up some great points, even if she was a bit lazy by using bullet points and neglecting to mention the similarity between her newly created organization and NAMBLA. I was annoyed that I had to write a post after hers, because how could I outshine her, even though I’m smarter, more attractive, and a better person than she could ever be?
I know! I’ll just build on her already impressive work product, steal her ideas, put my own name on them, and voila!
Faiqa said:
*Even More Multiculturalism. Mr. Hall will spend the rest of his life creating LOLCats that exhibit a broader appeal to humanity. His first creation could be, for example, a Tabby with a dot on its forehead happily encouraging you with the knowledge that “I Gots Teck Sahpport.” Or a Persian cat getting waterboarded screeching, “But Ahm Jest Heer Awn Ah Stoodent Veesa!”
And Miss Britt said in the comments:
Now, I want to see some of these LOLCats…
And Avitable listened and He saw that it was Good and He created 7 LOLCats and then He rested:
Does gifted racism make it right???
I cant scold you for laughing so hard
Lee Brookes´s last blog post..Between Sunday & Here
See kids? Stereotyping can be fun!
avitable´s last blog post..Breaking the fourth Whall
Leave it to Avitable to take my favorite things in the world (LOL Kittehs) and make them oddly political.
Although I choked a little on the Dell Cat.
moosh in indy.´s last blog post..faith.
@moosh But there were no swears, so there’s that.
avitable´s last blog post..Breaking the fourth Whall
Bestest. LOLCats. Evah!
Ren´s last blog post..Veritas. Veritas. Falsitas.
@Ren I think I have beaten the master LOLCatsmith, Whall!
avitable´s last blog post..Breaking the fourth Whall
It’s confirmed. I am the wind beneath your wings.
And, Cat Stevens was pure genius!!!
Faiqa´s last blog post..I’m Sorry, I’m Not Here Right Now…
@Faiqa, you are my muse when it comes to anything inappropriate and offensive. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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i am dying over here. and lo, what will be created next week???
@Homeslice, I think this is the high point for Whall’s blog. He should just shut it down now.
avitable´s last blog post..Breaking the fourth Whall
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
AWESOME!
Sybil Law´s last blog post..Birthday!
@Sybil, best guest post ever, right?
avitable´s last blog post..Breaking the fourth Whall
That waterboarding one is still making me laugh.
kapgar´s last blog post..One for the money, two for the show…
@Kapgar, it seemed like a perfect picture for it.
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oops, my last name just popped up after I typed in my first and I didn’t realize it. If it’s not a pain in the ass, can you erase my previous message? I don’t like my full name showing up on Google. Here’s my note again: Yeah, the waterboarding line and the look on that cat’s face is just priceless. Hilarious!
@Cat, I don’t see that comment, but it might be in the spam folder. I’m sure Whall will fix it when he gets back tonight.
avitable´s last blog post..Breaking the fourth Whall
oops, sorry about my curse word. Didn’t really pay attention to the PG rating thing!
@Cat, I think you’re still within a PG rating.
avitable´s last blog post..Breaking the fourth Whall
I never thought I’d see the day when Avitable would guest post on Wayne’s blog. That was genius in of itself.
I did laugh at the LOL cats.
martymankins´s last blog post..Time For Change
@Marty, it was a risk that Wayne took, but I promised to be good. Unlike when I guested at Karl’s.
avitable´s last blog post..Breaking the fourth Whall
Well, Karl’s blog pretty much doesn’t have any limits, very much like yours (which some of us don’t mind)
martymankins´s last blog post..Time For Change
The neurologist one was my favorite! HAHAHAHHAHA
missbritt´s last blog post..So I went to see the endocrinologist today…
@Miss Britt, for added realism, those are Indian tigers.
avitable´s last blog post..Breaking the fourth Whall
I am partial to the “cranky” one. Maybe because it reflects my mood on most mornings!
@Metalmom, but you’re not an angry Persian kitteh, so nobody will think you’re a terrorist! Well, except your kids. And husband.
avitable´s last blog post..Breaking the fourth Whall
When I read the “Waterboarding” one, I say it like Ms Swan…I tell youuu everytiiiing.
snackiepoo´s last blog post..Retro Saturday!
@Snackiepoo, I don’t know who Ms. Swan is. Do I? Hm.
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MADtv!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVXViw1qx9o
Poppy´s last blog post..Which is it, and why?
What’s more disturbing than you posting on Wayne’s blog is that you have an account at ICANHAZCHEEZBURGER.COM… you’re sick, Mr. Avitable… sick!
Dave2´s last blog post..Amazonian
@Dave2, I’m a closet LOLCat lover.
avitable´s last blog post..Breaking the fourth Whall
I adore your humorous combination of cats and misguided brainwashed ideas.
Poppy´s last blog post..Which is it, and why?
@Poppy, thank you! They should be renamed LOLStereotypes!
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Baaaa Baaaaaa……… I am a sheep, thus here I am.
I am laughing….. and disturbed all at once. I applaud you sir!
Blondefabulous´s last blog post..Nine Years.
@Blondefabulous, I like people who are compelled to listen to me!
avitable´s last blog post..Breaking the fourth Whall
The waterboarding LOLCat was the best….which is why my feet are burning as we speak….
@Robin, your feet are burning? On the road to hell?
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I liked the first one best.
marilyn´s last blog post..Saturday Nine
@Marilyn, my favorite was the Cat Stevens one.
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I love Bob!
BlondeBlogger´s last blog post..CF Rocks DC
@Blonde Blogger, his real name is Nasir Gupta.
Avitable´s last blog post..America’s Next Top Moob Contest
Hahahahaha!
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I applaud you embracing that which you don’t like (LOLcats) and doing it in a form you’re comfortable in (guest posting) while using an inspiration we all can understand (Faiqa) and excelling at community involvement (comments). I especially appreciate (like) you putting up with (torpedoing) the random parenthetical (The Young Ones) comments that sometimes (never) correlate to that which is being (Tom Jones) parenthetically referred to (ticks).