Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you’re wise at all, don’t give her any crap…
Received in email today, and slightly modified by me.
If you give her your heart, she’ll throw it on the ground and stomp all over it before she bleeds you dry and kicks you in the testicles.
Oooh… I guess I’m still a little bit bitter…
.-= Dave2´s last blog ..Bullet Sunday 144 =-.
I see there’s no “you give her all of your money and she gambles it away” line above.
.-= martymankins´s last blog ..The Days Just Slip Away =-.
I certify this as fact.
.-= Robin´s last blog ..No Apology Is Too Late =-.
Amen, sistah.
.-= Poppy´s last blog ..zombieeeeeee ftw!!! =-.
(That was directed at Whall, because I’m funny like that, but it works for Robin too.)
.-= Poppy´s last blog ..zombieeeeeee ftw!!! =-.
Tru dat, Whall.
.-= Sybil Law´s last blog ..Rant =-.
Good lord, someone has an unduly high opinion of women.