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August
10
2009
12:30 pm
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Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you’re wise at all, don’t give her any crap

 

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7 Comments

  1. Dave2 says:

    If you give her your heart, she’ll throw it on the ground and stomp all over it before she bleeds you dry and kicks you in the testicles.

    Oooh… I guess I’m still a little bit bitter…
    .-= Dave2´s last blog ..Bullet Sunday 144 =-.

  2. martymankins says:

    I see there’s no “you give her all of your money and she gambles it away” line above.
    .-= martymankins´s last blog ..The Days Just Slip Away =-.

  3. Robin says:

    I certify this as fact.
    .-= Robin´s last blog ..No Apology Is Too Late =-.

  4. Poppy says:

    Amen, sistah.
    .-= Poppy´s last blog ..zombieeeeeee ftw!!! =-.

  5. Poppy says:

    (That was directed at Whall, because I’m funny like that, but it works for Robin too.)
    .-= Poppy´s last blog ..zombieeeeeee ftw!!! =-.

  6. Sybil Law says:

    Tru dat, Whall. 🙂
    .-= Sybil Law´s last blog ..Rant =-.

  7. Good lord, someone has an unduly high opinion of women.

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