- Jaden loves Adventure Time and loves Futurama. This new Adventurama tshirt from http://t.co/3AGUH1wN will make him smile HUGE! #
- My conspiracy senses go ablaze when my iPhone autocorrects "fritos" to "Doritos". Then I realize they're both Frito-lay. #
- This is 2012! Daughter is taking online requests for songs to play for next 30 mins! http://t.co/J47vpSKy http://t.co/s1RkwBaD #
- Listening to the musical stylings of one Caitlin Hall, flautist. (@ Yo Cup Frozen Yogurt) [pic]: http://t.co/63kGqrGA #
- So. For the next week we'll be in Orlando taking on Disney & Universal. Then we'll be on a 7-day Caribbean Cruise. #2WkVacationsRock #
- Vacation starts! (@ Austin Bergstrom International Airport (AUS) w/ 21 others) http://t.co/p03SH5LC #
- I was a latecomer but echo the sentiment RT @Blogography @hellohahanarf Such a great show. I miss it a lot… and often. 🙁 #
- So the good news is… Both wife & son got upgraded to 1st class from Houston to Orlando. The bad news is, this sets high expectations. #
- Wahhh! Vacation is already 1.3% over!!!! Life can be so cruel sometimes! (@ Orlando International Airport (MCO)) http://t.co/GM2bpCxV #
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2012
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July
29
2012
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- Livin it up at the Bellagio Fountains http://t.co/YVqk6OYA #
- Me with that "special someone who counts more than anyone else" at the Bellagio. "One! Two! Three!" #ahahah http://t.co/MmBI1mse #
- Star Wars slots! http://t.co/TlnqLSh8 #
- Hey @geekytaitai there's one in Cleveland too! (@ Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery) http://t.co/BDnJLJdm #
- Nothing like Red Bull and Steve Vai's Passion & Warfare to get you going in the morning #IWouldLoveTo #
July
22
2012
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- Oh man this brings me back. http://t.co/P05k3JSk #pointersisters #automatic Thank you, XM channel 8 #
- Hey @BellaVenta – Queen MP3 album deal $3. http://t.co/lRIgDwY2 #
- I get to dine w/ @geekytaitai tonight! I get to dine w/ @geekytaitai tonight! (see also: the new phone books are here) #
- Today my image is replaced by a unmoving black silhouette with arms straight out. Did I mention unmoving? http://t.co/kjpCd8IU #whine #
- Ha! Hey @jestertunes I just noticed the shortened URL from my pic when I met you. http://t.co/FEF5qvWt I did catch The Gay! #
- YES! I got a Chrysler 300. http://t.co/p52H9ZEY #YES #Ladder #Messenger #
- Was all set for dinner with @geekytaitai tonight but she cancelled when she found out I invited Newt to join us #
- Heh I found it @geekytaitai ! So I'm gonna eat here *anyway* even if you won't dine with me, Newt, Neal and Rush http://t.co/nvZr3Mtl #
- I mean *look* at this luxurious car. http://t.co/cS9VcFGm Truly, one of the nicest pimpjobs I've ever driven. BT phone, Sirius, iPhone #
- So the new slogan for United MileagePlus card is "Get it, and you're in". I'm a HUGE United fan. But thats a bad slogan. "Get it & urine" #
- I'm only 70 ft from Batman's Secret Lair and there's someone checked in there! I wonder who it is? http://t.co/TEJrDGzJ #
- Mmmm (@ The Tavern At Phipps w/ 4 others) http://t.co/49ZQCYdW #
- Who wants some? http://t.co/rwcJDse2 #
- Going back home after 12 days on the road. I wonder if the dogs will even recognize me? #
- Used to be: if I could do any voice in the world, it would be Homer Simpson.
Now: Heinz Doofenshmirtz # - I'm about to start Vegas Vacation, Griswhall'd style. #vegasbaby #
- My astrologer said I have Jupiter conjunct my midsection. I think she just called me fat. #
July
15
2012
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- Landing after 1am can be difficult but one bright side is a great selection of rentals. Chrysler 300 FTW! http://t.co/RH2LxWMF #
- What up, bloggaz? #
- When someone asks me how tall I am, I just tell them "oh, 6 foot, 7 foot" because everyone needs a Lil Wayne humor #
- I'm at Airport restaurant. Who can guess my FAVORITE part of my table? http://t.co/QDIVnl2X No? A hint: http://t.co/tn15QvOm #
- I know there's a port authentication joke somewhere… (@ Gate 111X) http://t.co/YNCrQS95 #
- "I'm in Watchung, Baby!" said Jerseyite.
"You, too?" said the World's Most Flexible Pun Maker. # - Me too! But I remembered how to RT @queenofpink I think I have forgotten how to Twitter. #
- I liked 1st four words RT @cnnbrk Politicians barred from speaking at this year's 9/11 ceremony in New York http://t.co/8CJSAmMT #
- I don't like being so spoiled all the time. It's a problem I really wish one of my servants would take care of for me. Hellooooo?! #
- Do I know anyone in the Cleveland area? I'm going there 26-27th of July. Might have time for dinner thu night, but who's there? #
- Trying to fix my broke Samsung mifi… But it's one month out of warranty 🙁 (@ Verizon Wireless) http://t.co/tYxW0FjY #
- Unsure which excites me more: having lunch w/ @bellaventa, @poppycede & @davidkonig or adding NY as new state badge on foursquare #
- OMG I dislike driving in new york #
- Barely made it on time! (@ Georgia Diner w/ 3 others) https://t.co/SEPt3zKh #
- Excuse the potty humor, but these are what call cool urinals… http://t.co/JJ24PelU #
- New York welcomes me with two wonderful transplants @poppycede and @davidkonig http://t.co/3AevrhWE http://t.co/Q4UXCVgX #
- And another New York person welcomes me @bellaventa http://t.co/Z3Bww3yW yay! #
- Aww foursquare knows me so well http://t.co/jr2otT8k @poppycede @bellaventa @davidkonig #
- Are you sure you aren't infatuated with streets? Cuz I thought I saw you, Kissena Blvd #newyorkpuns #
- Made it! Can't wait for the YES concert and the meet and greet after. Any suggested questions or topics? #yes #
- It's almost time for YES! (@ NYCB Theatre at Westbury for Yes, Procol Harum and Procul Harum w/ 3 others) [pic]: http://t.co/crXuhC7r #
- The One True Yes Tote Bag now has a brother http://t.co/1kLkQNKK #yes #
- The Concert Venue has a great photo of Olivia Newton John next to George Carlin. I'd see that show twice http://t.co/mZxcCoRW #
- My seat is in the C Section, so I have to climb in through the side door instead of using the main entrance. http://t.co/SySSEGAH #
- Wow this is a close up seat http://t.co/zcG56Nin #yes #
- Now *that's* the One True Yes Fan http://t.co/htRerUtb #
- And the @whall is happy. http://t.co/NtT5Zer9 #YES concert photos #
- You know it's a fantastic sign when your seat is 10 feet from the sound board guy. http://t.co/Ps46mBVc #
- Wow what a show #YES put on tonight in #westbury The replacement singer was AWESOME and definitely delivered. http://t.co/OJR0GBYx #
- Whoohoo- got my #YES stuff signed and talked with each of them for about 7 seconds each http://t.co/bPp0Dw5v #thankyouyes #
- Whoa, I got a drive ahead of me. Who booked this trip, anyway?!? Good thing I'm on a high from the #YES music http://t.co/m7bs4XIT #
- I wonder if there's an intersection of Delancy and Q street #startrekjokes (@ Delancy Street) http://t.co/Ck86ruhO #
July
8
2012
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- Lunch w/@renagerie (@ Hopdoddy Burger Bar) http://t.co/3Gtrb4b9 #
- Pharmaceutical commercials should tell the truth. "I felt bad. So I went to the dr, who gets a cruise if he sells 3000 prescriptions" #
- My favorite yoga pose? Um, the one right after the instructor say "turn around, lie down, and relax". He says it like a dozen times! #
- I got my hat…. On.
I got my boots…. _________ #
July
1
2012
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- Gah! The weekly temperatures for this week add up to 624 degrees! http://t.co/jgfjWBM7 #
- The hardest part about flying on an airline where I don't have status is the line of 14,334 ppl in front of me for TSA screening #
- The best part about flying on an airline where I don't have status is that the inflight magazine is completely new content. #
- Psyche! Gate change, Ha Ha! / Lack of [Enter Key] makes for / confusing Haiku (@ Gate B27) http://t.co/ulxPhsLJ #
- I gotta hand it to Delta for pre-recorded EXTREMELY EASY TO UNDERSTAND & CONSISTENT boarding announcements. Other airlines, take note! #
- You know you're a true traveler when you wake up at 4:15am just to wake up and fly somewhere just to get there by 4pm #
- If you're happy 'n you know it, clap your hands! CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP #Guess #
- Call me crazy, but being better than all of you does wonders for my superiority complex. #
- I saw a sign that said "piso mojado", so I did. #
- *So* much better than an Apple Store (@ Microsoft Store) [pic]: http://t.co/xAPXXK7s #
- Like my new Dell Book Pro? It's branded the Dell l'Appletude http://t.co/k3AMFHPp #
- Gate B42. Flight 1942. My TSA bin was B-42. I'm in my 42nd year of existence. There must be some meaning to it all! http://t.co/V31Y1zyj #
June
24
2012
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- For those still using Word for Windows 2.0, here's a handy keyboard template http://t.co/pi2swrg1 #
- Q: What airline do Rush fans fly? A: United, because of their inflight magazine. http://t.co/KgJFttOw #
- Filet-o-phish #FailedTechMeals (@ McDonald's) http://t.co/9lf1GP8b #
- One song I'd like #Rush & #YES to collaborate on is "The Garden" off of Rush's latest Clockwork Angels (Jon's voice completes it) #
- "That's what!", she said.
#grammarnazi #bait # - DUT-duh-duhduh-duh-duh-Duh-Duh-CIRCUS-Dut-duh-duhduh-duh-duh-Duh-Duh-AFRO #DoesntGetOld #
- It appears my fingers & eyes stray to Facebook more often than twitter. It was bound to happen. Same as blog -> twitter. #RegretfulSigh #
- Darby loves car rides http://t.co/ByEGEFsH #
- Holy cow this is powerful. http://t.co/HpyaCobQ Fair Warning: don't watch if you can't stomach open critique of current President #
- Q: How come Latinos never congregate at Rolling Stones concerts?
A: Because a rolling stone gathers no mas. # - One of my pet peeves is stating something important and ending with "Just sayin'". It's cowardly.
I'm simply letting you know. #
June
17
2012
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- Time to replace the toxins I removed during yoga. (@ Rudy's Country Store & Bar-B-Q) http://t.co/XCVLSMu1 #
- Jaden: Las Vegas, found Vegas… Why do people keep losing their Vegases? #
- Scramble game of the year. #pun http://t.co/4a6CzlSZ #
- I've landed in SFO, darting eyes back & forth, hoping I don't get caught by @jestertunes and end up branded like @blogography #
- Since my return to #SWTOR I've been disenchanted by low server population. (2 ppl on my planet!?!?) I hope this helps http://t.co/f6sh3ptD #
- Downloaded last night #Rush #ClockworkAngels http://t.co/d76jUgkG #
- Mmm. Expensive Mac stuff… (@ Apple Store w/ 2 others) [pic]: http://t.co/N9ClgVC6 #
- Because EVERYONE needs their butter clarified. http://t.co/9wELqy29 #
- About to meet @jestertunes for first time. Any advice? Tips? Got a message for me to pass along in person? #
- Finally met the infectious laughter man of the West Coast @jestertunes http://t.co/gaysp8pb #
- Here with @jestertunes and Michael (@ Fentons Creamery & Restaurant w/ 3 others) http://t.co/4WwjSlEJ #
- Whall's ice cream. It's so HUGE! http://t.co/xjJfJaDw http://t.co/2Kq55Pj3 #
- Putty and the Blowfish #FailedTechBands #ssh-dont-tell-anyone-its-a-preshared-secret #
- BGP-52's "Route Lobster", VAXstreet Boys, Crashdump Dummies, K-Tel's "Hits from the TRS-80's" #FailedTechBands #
- DB Gibson, The ESX Pistols, Lady Google, Beta Midler, Abend Sevenfold, rand()y Travis, #FailedTechBands #
June
10
2012
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- Caitlin's Graduation Celebration. (@ Melting Pot) [pic]: http://t.co/xYrAjwDR #
- Jaden: I like living in Austin. You can do weird things and not get in trouble. Me: mm-hmm. Jaden: but KANSAS? Oh boy! #
- Ok, Songkick is awesome. What would make it better is integration with TripIt. #
- Ok Dragon Dictation commercial paid actor. "As a writer, my stories …". First off, a writer wouldn't use bad grammar. #
- Starting long drive to Dallas. Good thing I just bought 2 new albums to inspect. Squackett and Bozzio Levin Stevens #
- Really, when you think about it… the only bad thing about censorship is #
- Breakfast. It's what's for dinner. (@ Denny's) http://4sq.com/K2xHLD #
- The refrigerator isn't working any more. That's not cool. #
June
3
2012
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- Is it just us or is Hulu Plus missing where to interject commercials by about 5 seconds? It's incredibly annoying! #
- Today's word: Feechay. Enthusiastic expression of podiatry. Use: "I'm hot, sticky sweet. From my head, to my Feechay." #
- Haven't eaten here since the 80's (@ Reale's Pizza & Cafe) http://t.co/sPxhIwfZ #
- Time for Caitlin's graduation! (@ Cedar Park Center) http://t.co/uDfTOLAg #
