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Hi, This is Wayne. This is my site, my stuff, my blog, blahblahblah. The site itself is powered by WordPress and the Scary Little theme. I thought it was cool, and I still do.

Fortunately for me, my family, my employer and teh interwebs, Ren and I did NOT wake up to the realization that we could not recall the previous #VegasBB weekend and have to retrace our steps to find Adam.


Of course, if my Photoshopping skillz were better, the above movie poster would have been modified with our faces.  As such, I am entrusting you, dear reader, to use your fantastic imagination and help me out.  I want you to envision a perfectly inserted crop of Adam’s face for the bearded guy holding the baby (cringe if you must), Ren as the guy in the back, and put in me with my missing tooth holding some ice.  While you’re at it, also visualize that I expertly removed the extraneous “the” from inside the letter O.

See, if I was better at Photoshop (or gimp in my case), then I could’ve done all those changes in the time it took for me to describe the changes to you.

If you’re really good at this whole creativity exercise, go ahead and put in Poppy‘s face for the baby in the picture.


Well, if you MUST know, she’s the winner from my last post!  I went through and counted twelve (12) valid entries for people wishing us luck on our trip, then put those names in a list in excel numbered 1-12, and used random.org’s widget on the front page to determine a winner (#4).

See how her face would be perfect for that cover?


As for #VegasBB, we had a great time.  I met some fun folks and widened my blogging horizons a little. 

Many super sets of immense thanktitude to the hosts and all the people who helped put it on – Erin (@Queenofspain) & Megan (@undomesticdiva) in particular.  The drinks never ran dry, the @Vdog snorts never stopped, the laughter never died down and most importantly, the blackmail video never stopped rolling. 

Oh yes, I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to retire on the digitial arsenal I captured. 

Let the bidding begin.

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I’ve decided to start a little photoshop series called “Wayne-o-shop“.  It’s from a dream I had, where I started this little series of egotistical photoshopping and it grew into a huge sensation and everyone loved it.  Thousands of people read and were addicted to the series, and I had a few guest post folks, and even some celebrities donated their pictures to be included in the series.  Endorsement deals, bribes, etc, the whole works. 

So far, I’ve got myself loving it.  One down, some 6 billion to go.

In the series, I will post an attempt I’ve made at photoshopping myself into a setting, picture, or maybe even taking over the identity of someone in the photo.  I may place myself on the moon, winning an Oscar or something equally implausible such as eating vegetables or shaking hands with Michael Moore.  You might be lucky enough to see me having a baby, in a courtroom with a scandalous headline maker, or etched into the side of a mountain.  Stay tuned.

The kickoff photo will epitomize my laziness, as I’m not actually investing any photoshop time into the first entry.  I had done this photo some time back while I was photoshopping my friend into each pose featured in a recent Duran Duran calendar.  I actually made an entire calendar of this person’s face put into Duran Duran poses.  It was freaky because *shudders* he actually looked like he belonged.  Unlike me.  Putting my face on a model’s body is like, an epileptic drawing childish moustaches on Mona Lisa.

So here we go with the first entry, entitled “Wayne with morning hair and a fastastic bod.”

Wayne-o-shop: Wayne with morning hair and a fastastic bod

If you want to join in, you can take the original photo and make your own photoshop.  Or, make a tasteful caption for the above photo.

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