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Hi, This is Wayne. This is my site, my stuff, my blog, blahblahblah. The site itself is powered by WordPress and the Scary Little theme. I thought it was cool, and I still do.

The ongoing love story between a 20% gay Blogebrity named Dave and a Texan named Wayne. Not exactly BlogBack Mountain, there still is an instance of Dave doing a striptease. And drinking.

And at least one soft piece that’s sure to bring a tear to your eye.

Davestin: Chronicles of Davia from whall on Vimeo.
(also on youtube for you iPhone users)

9:10 am
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We interrupt our irregularly scheduled post for breaking news

(see Dave’s Event Page)

I sure was link-happy in that post, wasn’t I?

Ok, where was I? Oh yeah, the world ending.  I guess it had to happen sometime. And here, I thought it would be October 28th, 2011 or maybe December 21st, 2012.  Others believe it will be when McCain is sworn in early next year, but I digress.

But NO!.  Actually, it started this past Sunday.



Nobody is following me on twitter!  What’s next?  Nobody will read my blog?!?!??!?! 

GAH!  That’s already happened, too!


There are many things that cause happiness to swell inside me.  Here is one of those things:

davestin dave from blogography in austin

Dave from Blogography is going to have an Austin Event!  Now I gotta get prepared.  My list so far includes, in no particular order:

Not Happy

Then there are the things that DO NOT cause me to swell up with happiness.

One of those things are insane required sexual harassment courses that assume everyone reads at a 3rd grade level

The thing is blinking in red at me and YELLING (do you see the exclamation mark, or is that just my imagination?) to slow down because I took 56 minutes doing what would be optimal to do in 60 minutes.

So us speed readers end up writing blog entries on the side in between slides. This causes me to appear more “normal” to the training-bot.


Question: why doesn’t it berate me for being SLOWER than Optimal?  Why are the overachievers the only one who get the negative feedback?

Someday it’s going to use the embedded camera in the computer and notice me rolling my eyes, yawning and calling my coworkers my beyotch (especially the HOT chick down the hall) and then flash a picture of some nice boobs at me, and the camera will notice my eyes looking at the picture, and then automatically file a complaint electronically.  Isn’t technology grand?

tsk tsk

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