Perspectives

Did you know that I’m just over 1.1 billion seconds old?  Yay me!  But that should help put the concept of a billion into one’s perspective a little.  Like, knowing what a billion dollars really is - such that if you spent a dollar EVERY second of your life (that’s $86,000 per day), you would spend a billion dollars by the age of about 31.

$86 grand a day.  Wow.  Now that’s some dough.  That might be enough to make me act like Paris Hilton.  But I’d really like to prove to everyone, so won’t you please donate to my “Make Wayne act like Paris Hilton” fund?  Seems interest in the “Make Wayne look like Paris Hilton” fund has, um, pardon the pun, waned a little.

Birthday sharing

But what’s even better is I share the exact same birthday as Jennifer Connelly.  I don’t mean sharing the same birthday, like I do with Dionne Warwick, Frank Sinatra, etc.  As in, we’re born on the exact same date of the exact same year. 

    

She’s so hot…  I think she’s an actress or something, too?

Got $5?

You know me, I wouldn’t screw you out of your money.  There’s a guy with a blog, and his 5-yr old son died this last week.  It’s pretty sad, and there’s a ton of folk rallied behind him to let him know your prayers and/or thoughts are going his way.  There’s also a collection plate of sorts to help defray the costs associated with burial. 

I can’t imagine this guys grief.  Understandably, he’s on hiatus from Internet stuff - I’d probably be on hiatus for everything in life.  I have a 5yr old son as most of you know.

So you can go to his blog and give him your thoughts/prayers, and you can go to Avi’s site and donate something to the survivors.  The donation goes to “Puppy Monster Memorial” fund (the 5yr old’s nickname is Puppy Monster).

Send him some positive energy.