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August
15
2007
7:13 am
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The chief complaint of wit in the current era is that it’s seldom recognized.

— Wayne Hall

Here are a few classics, from a time when a little more effort went into an insult.









 

Other favorites:

“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” — William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” – Oscar Wilde

George Bernard Shaw said to Winston Churchill: “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend… if you have one.”  Churchill’s response: “Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one.”

“He is a self-made man, and worships his creator.” – John Bright

“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.”  – Samuel Johnson

“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” — Paul Keating

“He had delusions of adequacy.”- Walter Kerr

“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?”  – Mark Twain

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”- Mae West

November
30
2006
9:39 pm
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If I give away all my love, can I please get a refill?

                                  —  Some precious kid

November
1
2006
12:53 pm
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I normally don’t like my apathy to show so much, but frankly I just don’t care.

— myself

July
1
2006
5:25 pm
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“Does anybody want to be in my photo book? Too bad! because I don’t have one!”

– Jeffrey, 6yr old nephew

What’s funny is I’m fairly certain he didn’t have the second part of the sentence planned at all. He asked his photo book question with the typical child-like enthusiasm you’d expect a six-year-old with a photo book to have, ready to share with anyone because, well, he wants to share. He has something cool, and he wants to involve you.

But then he turns it right back around and discloses that, well, it’s too bad because he doesn’t have one.

I’m against Big Brother and mandatory surviellance and hidden recordings and stuff like that, but if it ever happened, at least we’d get a large treasure trove of cute sayings by kids. And then we’d be able to find out who laughs at them and who doesn’t, so we’d know who to offer up if aliens came down and said “hey, give us a few from your population for sustenance and we won’t bother you too much.” People who don’t find cute sayings cute are either single, and not contributing to the food supply or clueless selfish miscreants who probably deserve it anyway.

June
22
2006
7:58 pm
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

June
21
2006
7:58 pm
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

June
19
2006
7:57 pm
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

June
18
2006
7:56 am
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

June
17
2006
7:56 am
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

June
16
2006
7:55 pm
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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